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I. Better Demons
1. “A Girl Named Theo”
2. “Digging Myself a Hole”
3. “Guardians of the Gal—er, Cemetery”
4. “The Girl with the Magic Tattoo”
5. “Where’s a Snickers Bar When You Need It?”
6. “I’d Probably Die Without a Smoke Alarm (Literally)”
7. “My Big Fat Greek … Job Interview”
8. “An Aptitude Test Sure to Weed Out Bad Applicants”
9. “Dolla Dolla Bills Y’All!”
10. “Prepping Like a Prepper”
11. “(Not) Alone in the Dark”
12. “My Friend’s a Webmaster (I’ll Show Myself Out Now)”
13. “Cat Heist”
14. “Kung Fu Goddess Bodyguard”
15. “Exes and Ohs”
16. “The Burden of Cat Ownership”
17. “Constellational Down Time”
18. “A Walk in the Park … Yeah Right!”
19. “Dinner with the Fam(iliars)”
20. “The Meaning of SHTF”
21. “Ticket Trouble”
22. “Cheddar Bay Biscuits and Crawl Spaces”
23. “Transparent Patrons”
24. “Russian Roulette—What Could Possibly Go Wrong?”
25. “Tickets to a Different Kind of Show”
26. “Dressed to Kill—er, Steal a Priceless Artifact”
27. “Lich Kings—Never Leave Home Without ‘Em”
28. “A Peek Behind the Curtain”
29. “Outdated Security”
30. “What Happens in Ancient Greece, Stays in Ancient Greece”
31. “A Shocking Discovery”
32. “Rejuvenating the Stone”
33. “Lions and Leather”
34. “Fighting Tooth and Nail—Literally!”
35. “Star of the Show”
36. “Revenge is Best Served Cold—Like Ice Cream”
II. Stuck Between a Halo and a Hard Place
37. “Where My Party People?”
38. “Dude! You’re Playing for the Wrong Team”
39. “On Today’s Episode Of: ‘Cooking With Others’ ”
40. “Reputation—If My Ex-Partner Was A Taylor Swift Album”
41. “If It Takes Two To Tango, How Many Does It Take To Start A Fight?”
42. “Panic at the Disco!”
43. “Stayin’ Alive”
44. “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together”
45. “The Fellowship of the Mortar and Pestle”
46. “Out Of The Frying Pan, Into The Haunted Mine”
47. “Language and Other Barriers”
48. “Dem Bones”
49. “Princess of Persia”
50. “Mouse Trap Is My Favorite (Board) Game”
51. “This is the Pits”
52. “I Reaally Hate Dwarven Trap Makers …”
53. “Fear Factor”
54. “Hoarders”
55. “Dude, Where’s My Car?”
56. “Bed and Breakfast (Minus the Breakfast)”
57. “Where’s the Beef?”
58. “Mo’ Beef!”
59. “Oh Yeah!”
60. “No Others Were (Seriously) Harmed in the Making of this Scene …”
61. “Look but Don’t Touch (AKA Mission Impossible)”
62. “Walking (and Fighting) in a Winter Wonderland”
63. “Night Riders”
64. “Gas Stop Contemplations”
65. “My Milkshake Brings all the Familiars to the Cracker Barrel”
66. “The Apollonian Gambit”
67. “A View To A Kill”
68. “Hell’s Kitchen”
69. “Dining With The Enemy”
70. “Beers with the Boys”
71. “The Good Wife”
72. “Can’t Spell Demonstration Without ‘Demon’ ”
73. “Death Takes A Holiday”
74. “Deal or No Deal”
75. “Just Business”
76. “All’s Fair in Love and War …”
77. “Between a Rock and a Hard Gate”
78. “Seeing Stars”
79. “Seeing More Stars …”
80. “Hey, Aren’t You Supposed to be Extinct?”
III. Don’t Axe No Questions
81. “The Only Thing Certain In Life Is Death and Tax—Er, Wait A Minute …”
82. “What Happens When You Die In The GoneGod World”
83. “I Feel So … Transparent”
84. “Trick? Or Treat?”
85. “Life Ain’t Always Beautiful—Neither Is My Hair”
86. “My Mission, If I Choose To Accept …”
87. “Bringing Knives to a Gunfight … Still Effective”
88. “Tunnels Beneath Tunnels … So Many Tunnels”
89. “Lions and Tigers and Bogeys, Oh My!”
90. “Beast Claws and Poker Night”
91. “The Tunnels Have Eyes”
92. “The Descent – Starring Theo Apollonia and Her Familiars”
93. “It’s Not The Fall That Kills You But The Ground …”
94. “Jack and the Wisp”
95. “Bait and Hook Tactics … They Always Work On Me!”
96. “I Love the Smell of Creation Crystals in the Morning …”
97. “A Scorpion Hunting a Girl Hunting a Gate”
98. “Well … Crap”
99. “Tales (And Tails) From The Crypt”
100. “Maximus Attack (‘in Us)”
101. “Sutures And Ladders”
102. “Things Can Always Be Worse, Right?”
103. “Aurora Boreanaz”
104. “The Big, the Bad and the Ugly”
105. “Achy Breaky Heart”
106. “Clash on the Titan”
107. “Love Hurts”
108. “The Darkest Hour is the Bitterest (Like Dark Chocolate)”
109. “What A Girl Wants”
110. “Darkness Has A New Face”
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