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Index
Title Page
Copyright Page
Epigraph
Acknowledgements
CHAPTER 1 - WHY EVERYONE HATES US
CHAPTER 2 - YOUR KIDS ARE NOT CUTE
CHAPTER 3 - PLEASE DRUG YOUR CHILDREN
CHAPTER 4 - I HAD SEX WITH KATHIE LEE GIFFORD (AND SHE WAS AMAZING)
CHAPTER 5 - BULLIES R US
CHAPTER 6 - AUTISM SHMAUTISM
CHAPTER 7 - FAMOUS DEAD KIDS
CHAPTER 8 - NUNS, TITS, BOOZE AND MY MOM
CHAPTER 9 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME-IN UTERO
CHAPTER 10 - SELF-ESTEEM THIS
CHAPTER 11 - MATT DILLON IS A GIANT FAG
CHAPTER 12 - YOUR CAT SUCKS FISH HEADS IN HELL
CHAPTER 13 - GRANDE VENTE MOCHA OPRAH CHAI
CHAPTER 14 - DOES THIS BOMB MAKE MY ASS LOOK FAT?
CHAPTER 15 - TESTICLE-COLORED TOWELS
CHAPTER 16 - THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON SEMEN
CHAPTER 17 - WE’D HATE YOU EVEN IF YOU WEREN’T BLACK
CHAPTER 18 - THE POPE IS A PIMP
CHAPTER 19 - THE ASSHOLE OLYMPICS
CHAPTER 20 - SOMEONE TELL MY MOM THAT CELL PHONES CAUSE CANCER
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