Really? by Clarkson, Jeremy -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

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Cover Title Page About the Author By the Same Author Acknowledgements Who cares if it’s slow? It’s got more toys than Hamleys

Lexus NX 300h Premier

Dear Deidre, I had a fling with my first love. She’s lost it

Volkswagen Scirocco

Sorry, sir, you can’t take that machine-gun in hand luggage

Audi TT

It’s drizzling, I’m doing 2mph . . . and all’s well with the world

Ferrari California T

With this many 911s, they were bound to make a good one

Porsche 911 Carrera 4 GTS

Perfect for Jimi’s hairdo, but no good for crosstown traffic

Land Rover Discovery Sport

No need for Supercar when Clutch Kent’s here

Ford Fiesta Zetec S Red Edition

The Hottest Hatch Bar None Streaks out of the Last Chintz Saloon

Mercedes GLA AMG 4Matic

Persuasion’s perfect, Miss Austen. Don’t go trying Perversion

Ford Mondeo EcoBoost 1.5 Titanium

We can’t go on like this. You’re beautiful but a control freak

Mercedes S 63 AMG Coupé

Cancel the Uber car – I’ll catch a Crazy Horse cab

Mercedes-AMG GT S

If you don’t buy one, at least watch the crashes on the Web

Lamborghini Huracán LP 610-4

Hold the high fives, Hank, till someone figures out how to drive it

Chevrolet Corvette Z06

Lower suspension, faster cornering but still no Italian starlet

Porsche Cayman GTS

Be gone, crazy creature. The ecstasy I feel is not enough

Alfa Romeo 4C Coupé

Usually, they send a Bluebeard. This time I got a blue rinse

VW Passat 2.0 TDI SE Business

Does this Spanish fly? No, it’s a homage to catatonia

Seat Leon

The Rangie Rolex: it’s big, it’s daft and your man can’t afford one

Range Rover Sport SVR

Common sense, pah. Look at this tasty Porsche pudding

Porsche 911 Targa 4 GTS

Let me introduce the latest member of the 500 family: Uncle Fester

Fiat 500X 1.4 MultiAir Cross

Put a forged Monet in the boot and you’d have a real bounder’s Jag

Jaguar XE

Sven and Thor’s safety car now comes with insomnia control

Volvo XC90

You did have one excuse not to buy a 3-series. Not any more

BMW 3-Series 320d xDrive SE

And on this bombshell, I can officially declare: we’re back

McLaren P1

Yabba-dabba-doo! T Rex is snarling in evolution’s face

Lamborghini Aventador

Fetch Fiona Bruce: I’ve found the world’s fastest antique

Ford Focus ST Estate

So smooth, Hank could perform eye surgery in the back

Lincoln Town Car

Ahoy, Captain Ahab – they’ve put quad exhausts on Moby-Dick

Volkswagen Golf R Estate

When the traffic stops, the love-life turbocharger starts to whir

Fiat 500

Not coming to a young boy’s bedroom wall near you . . .

Renault Kadjar

Et voilà! School-run mum slips into her thigh boots

Peugeot 308 GTi

Think hard before you hit the throttle in the camber gambler

Nissan GT-R Track Edition

I was ready to wrestle a fire-breathing raver, not an IT geek

Audi R8 V10 Plus

Remember the rolling Robins? Well, I’ve a confession to make

Reliant Robin

The turbocharged mammoth stampedes away from extinction

Porsche Cayenne Turbo S

Oh, you’re good, Audi, but I bet you can’t give it vertical take-off

Audi A4 Quattro

It could swallow a horse and forty-seven other things. Anyone with forty-eight must get a lorry

Volkswagen Touran 2.0 TDI

A sporty number . . . for Terry and June

Suzuki Vitara S

The beancounters’ gift to box-haulers

BMW X1 xDrive 25d xLine

I did not expect the wandering hands

BMW 730Ld M Sport

Sit back and let it torque the torque

Lexus GS F

Bubbling with ideas for inventors to pinch

Suzuki Swift 1.2 SZ2

Mix iron, wood and little boys’ dreams

Ford Mustang Fastback 5.0 V8 GT Auto

It’s a blast . . . until you look for the brakes

Zenos E10 S

For comfort and looks, a camel wins

Hyundai i800 SE Manual

Thor’s family chariot can race a Ferrari

Volvo XC90

It’s devilishly good at rattling Mr Normal

Ferrari 488 GTB

The superbarge gets a rocket up its rear

Mercedes-AMG C 63

The secret sex robot has testers in a fever

BMW M2

It’ll give Geoff all the fares he can carry

Škoda Superb estate

The attack bunny has hearts thumping

Mazda MX-5

Gary, son of God, v the bean-counters

Ford Focus RS

Ahh, sauerkraut sushi soup. Looks delicious

Infiniti Q30

I need a screensaver – and this ain’t it

Vauxhall Astra SRi

Raving in slippers with General Franco

Seat Ibiza Cupra

Merci, Bono, it’s just what I’m looking for

Vauxhall Zafira Tourer

Joie de vivre? Not in this Brexit poster boy

Wolseley 1500 Mk 1

Foot down, I’m in clover

Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio Verde

Mr Quirky, I’m here to burst your bubble wrap

Citroën C4 Cactus

Yo, homey, it’s an iDinosaur

Bentley Continental GT Speed

Tusk, tusk. It’s like an elephant on a unicycle

Fiat 124 Spider

Tweaked, but still a funometer-buster

Ford Fiesta ST200

A lesson from Audi to laptop makers

Audi S8

Take it away – I’m just not ready to grow up

Citroën Grand C4 Picasso

The moor the merrier in our hot hatch rally

VW Golf GTI Clubsport

Engineers – give it everything you’ve got

Audi SQ7

Torque of the town, but quiet as a mouse

Bentley Mulsanne Speed

Drop this one in the bin, please, robot

Honda Jazz 1.3 i-VTec Ex Navi

It’s dressed to thrill with nowhere to go

Honda Civic Type R

Pay attention, 007, this one does work

Aston Martin DB11

I figure it’s a must for algebra fans

Mercedes E 220d

From A to bliss in the Rolls flotation tank

Rolls-Royce Wraith

Fire up DCI Hunt – the quattro’s back

Audi RS 7

Pretty, well dressed and too clever by half

Honda NSX

Whatever you ask, this isn’t the answer

Seat Ateca

Take a seat in Sarah Lund’s mood room

Volvo V90

The Renault Scénic would be a steal – but it’s plastic

Renault Scénic Dynamique

Not so much wild horse as mild pony

Ford Mustang 2.3 EcoBoost

Gulp! Frankenstein’s been at the parts bin

Maserati Levante

This nanny tucks you in, then hugs everyone outside too

BMW 530d M Sport

So hot, you can cook breakfast in the boot

Renault Twingo GT

Something for the grizzled fur traders of Woking

Škoda Kodiaq

Death it can stop. Taxes are a problem

Volvo S90

Fat and silent, like a biscuit-loving ninja

Mercedes E-class coupé

They say it’s new, but thank heavens it’s not

Volkswagen Golf GTI

An SUV poster boy at last. Yes, it’s Italian

Alfa Romeo Stelvio

Well, we did tell Richard Hammond to fire it up

Clarkson on the Hamster’s crash . . . and the new Range Rover

I’ve done fast and silly fast, but this is flaming ridiculous

The Bugatti Chiron

Big roar, waggly tail: that’s my kind of lion

Audi RS 5

Better hold on really tight, queasy rider

Mercedes-AMG GT C roadster

My hop to the beach became a cliffhanger

Porsche Panamera Turbo

From second fiddle to rock guitar god

BMW 5-series Touring

Hey, Hans, Miguel’s done better than you

Seat Leon ST Cupra 300 4Drive

Dreaming to screaming in an instant

BMW M760Li xDrive V12

All mod cons, but fifty years too late

Vauxhall Insignia Grand Sport

Oh what a hoot to be Britain’s worst driver

Audi RS 3 saloon

An absolute must if you’re all out of lust

Porsche Panamera Turbo

Beastly beauty needs a handsome plinth

Ferrari GTC4Lusso

This yob will make you smile and cringe

Honda Civic Type R

It goes bong but my heart goes bang

Lamborghini Huracán Performante

What you do in the woods is your affair

Land Rover Discovery

The appliance of Travelodge science

McLaren 720S

Pistol-packing agent hiding in a hat box

Hyundai i30 N

E.T., phone home and ask: just what is this?

Volkswagen Arteon

Perfect . . . if you want a new life of lease

Audi A8

Kitten heels that claw through ice

Citroën C3 Aircross

Supersonic, but it won’t fly in Blighty

Kia Stinger GT S

Grown-up thrills in a light-speed La-Z-Boy

Alpina B5

Its screaming abdabs are locked in the boot

Lamborghini Urus

A jihad-mobile comes a Cotswolds cropper

Toyota Hilux

Oh deer – lucky it has roadkill warning

DS 7 Crossback

Make way – I’m in my attack sub today

Ferrari 812 Superfast

Fast and furry – a fighter jet for pet lovers

Audi RS 4 Avant

Stuff the price tag: it’s love at first touch

Range Rover Velar

Lads, let’s leave it in the Italian sewers

Mini 1499 GT

Keep your powder, gin and 12-bore dry

Twisted Land Rover Defender

A power pup to make you sit up and beg

Volkswagen Up! GTI

The Lewis Hamilton of cars #blessed

Bentley Continental GT

It’s easy on the nose, but who’d pick it?

Dacia Duster

It’s the nation’s Bentley and Xi’s gotta have it

The Hongqi L5, China’s presidential monster

The northern lights at your fingertips

Mercedes A-class

Truly lovely – until you start the engine

Volvo V60

Ever so clever, but it’s not actually a car

Audi Q8

A bright spark with absolutely no point

Hyundai Kona Electric

So bouncy I daren’t break the speed limit

Abarth 695 Rivale convertible

Forty-nine shades of grey and one glorious red

Mazda6 Tourer

A bit on the dim side, but still a total belter

Aston Martin Vantage

A true Jag, but they forgot the engine

Jaguar i-Pace

Crazy pantomime horsepower

Lamborghini Aventador S roadster

Readers, it was love at second sight

Ferrari GTC4Lusso T

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