One Fell Soup by Blount-Jr., Roy -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

Index

Cover Title Page CONTENTS Dedication INTRODUCTION

On Miscellaneity; Juice-Swapping

ISSUES AND ANSWERS

The Singing-Impaired Loss: A Guide to Economics Reagan, Begin, and God 99 Percent Foundation Eat That Wig, Wear That Sandwich I Think It Was Little Richard The Socks Problem

ANIMAL AND VEGETABLE SPIRITS

Chickens Hide the Razor on April Fools' A Near-Score of Food Songs Corn Prone One Pig Jumped

USED WORDS

Is the Pope Capitalized? Gryll's State How Miss Wren Stood in de Do' On Hearing It Averred … More Like a Buffalo, Please Whose Who? Syntax's Tack The New Writing Aids Total Nudes and Bubbling Babies Light Verse

LOVE AND OTHER INDELICACIES

You Make Me Feel Like … So This Is Male Sexuality I'd Rather Have You Don't Be Rambunctious around Your Grandma … The Times: No Sh*t To Live Is to Change The Orgasm: A Reappraisal Valentine The Family Jewels Thought She Was Eve After Pink, What? Between Meals Song Jealousy Song The Wages of Fun No Bigger than a Minute

SPORTS AFIELD

Five Ives Gets Named Why There Will Never Be a Great Bowling Novel Ballooning with Slick My B.P. Merely Shot in the Head A Bait Box of Green Jade? Jock Lingerie Get Out There and Make Statements! The Presidential Sports Profile M.D. to The Greatest Dedicated to Fair Hooker

WIRED INTO NOW

Wired Into Now The In-House Effect The Teeth Festival Thinking Black Holes Through Weekly News Quiz That Dog Isn't Fifteen Notes from the Edge Conference Facing Ismism For the Record

Acknowledgments About the Author Copyright