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Index
Praise
Title Page
Dedication
PREFACE
MIDLIFE
Introduction
ONE - GOOGLE & AMBIEN
TWO - DEAD FATHER
THREE - SPAS
FOUR - SHOE DATING
FIVE - WRITING A NOVELLA
SIX - MA, MOM, MOTHER, BEA— Florida—Part 1
SEVEN - THANK YOU, FUCK YOU, a.k.a. fuck you very much
EIGHT - MARRYING GEORGE CLOONEY
NINE - O MAGAZINE OH MAGAZINES OH GOD . . . MAGAZINES
TEN - SECRETS & JUNK DRAWERS
ELEVEN - OUR LADY OF PERPETUAL SHOPPING
TWELVE - TV MOGUL TIME
THIRTEEN - WGOD— Mom—Part 2
FOURTEEN - HIT THE ROAD, JACK
FIFTEEN - GREAT SEX
SIXTEEN - SCARY, SCARY NIGHT
SEVENTEEN - MA BELL— Mom—Part 3
EIGHTEEN - DIRTY, DIRTY LAUNDRY
NINETEEN - AT PEACE IN MY TUB IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
TWENTY - BITTER WITH A SIDE OF FRIES
TWENTY-ONE - THE BIPOLAR EXPRESS
TWENTY-TWO - RAGTIME
TWENTY-THREE - TRAILER PARKS & TORNADOES
TWENTY-FOUR - WHELMED (NOT OVER, NOT UNDER)
TWENTY-FIVE - HELLO DARKNESS, MY OLD FRIEND
TWENTY-SIX - HOW HIS GARDEN GROWS
TWENTY-SEVEN - THE CAT IN THE BOX
TWENTY-EIGHT - A BURNING QUESTION
TWENTY-NINE - ROUND AND ROUND WE GO
THIRTY - MOTHERLESS CHILD
THIRTY- ONE - THE NEW YAWKER
THIRTY-TWO - I WALK THE FOG LINE
THIRTY-THREE - BABY BOOMER-RANG
THIRTY-FOUR - JUST SAY NO
THIRTY-FIVE - iMOVIE POSTERS
THIRTY-SIX - THE NAKED CITY
THIRTY-SEVEN - KATHY
THIRTY-EIGHT - 9½ YEARS a.k.a. the 3:47 AM Blues
THIRTY-NINE - THE NO JOY LUCK CLUB
FORTY - NEW GIRLS ON THE BLOCK
FORTY-ONE - OH, MY
FORTY-TWO - I HEAR NOISES
FORTY-THREE - “GET OUT OF MY FACE” BOOK
FORTY-FOUR - THE NEWPORT WOMAN
FORTY-FIVE - THE WHETHER OR NOT CHANNEL
FORTY-SIX - UH, OH
FORTY-SEVEN - MOM— The Beginning of the End
FORTY-EIGHT - BUDDHA-FULL
FORTY-NINE - CHAIN, CHAIN, CHAIN . . . Chain (Letter) of Fools
FIFTY - A CASE OF YOU
FIFTY-ONE - HELLO?
FIFTY-TWO - HOW MY GARDEN GROWS
FIFTY-THREE - I CAN’T SLEEP
FIFTY-FOUR - DEAR JOHN (AMY)
FIFTY-FIVE - OH, HAPPY DAY
FIFTY-SIX - FOOD COURT
FIFTY-SEVEN - CONNECTING THE DOTS
FIFTY-EIGHT - THE FINISH LINE
FIFTY-NINE - POST (MENOPAUSAL) SCRIPT
EPILOGUE
Acknowledgements
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Selected Titles from Seal Press
Copyright Page
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