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Index
Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Contents
Epigraph
Prologue
Chapter 1: The Scene in the Magician’s Arcade
Chapter 2: So What? It’s a Fucking Woodpecker
Chapter 3: If You Listen Carefully, You Can Totally Hear the Rhubarb
Chapter 4: The Passenger Discrepancy
Chapter 5: Baron Corduroy
Chapter 6: Sabatini vs. Graf
Chapter 7: Jeff Goldblum Does Not Belong in This World
Chapter 8: Rowing All the Boats
Chapter 9: Everything That Isn’t Rabbits
Chapter 10: Worgames
Chapter 11: Hang in There, Tiger
Chapter 12: Death and Videogames
Chapter 13: Property of Shirley Booth
Chapter 14: Second Floor Stationery
Chapter 15: We Have a Little Fucked-Up Something to Deal with Here
Chapter 16: No Playing the Game!
Chapter 17: It Smells a Little Boozy in Here
Chapter 18: Now Onward Goes
Chapter 19: Fours
Chapter 20: An Asshole in a Journey T-shirt
Chapter 21: Tenspeed and Brown Shoe
Chapter 22: The Byzantine Game Engine
Chapter 23: The Meechum Radiants
Chapter 24: You Look Like You Might Need More Than a Cookie
Chapter 25: What Else Are We Gonna Do, Play Tetris?
Chapter 26: Is That a Fucking Crossbow?
Chapter 27: The Children of the Gray God
Chapter 28: Rocket
Chapter 29: So It’s Futile and Potentially Deadly. What the Hell Else You Got Going on Right Now?
Chapter 30: Zompocalypso and the Bear
Chapter 31: Nobody Said It Was Going to Be Easy
Chapter 32: The Moonrise
Chapter 33: An Invisible City
Chapter 34: The American
Chapter 35: No Spitting on Stage
Chapter 36: East of Barn
Chapter 37: Fucking Steely Dan?
Chapter 38: R U Playing?
Chapter 39: Towel
Chapter 40: The Horns of Terzos
Chapter 41: An Unkindness
Chapter 42: Win the Game, Save the World
Chapter 43: You Can’t Hot-Wire a Fucking Prius
Chapter 44: The Night Station
Chapter 45: A Three-Hundred-Lane Fuckmonster Speedway
Dedication
Acknowledgments
About the Author
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