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THREE BEDROOMS, TWO BATHS, ONE VERY DEAD CORPSE
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Title Page
Table of Contents
CHAPTER 1 - A Woman on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown
CHAPTER 2 - Help Wanted: Retarded Baboons Apply Within
CHAPTER 3 - What You Don’t Know Won’t Hurt You . . . Much
CHAPTER 4 - Never Wear Prada to Meet the Devil
CHAPTER 5 - The Hairdresser Is Always the First to Know
CHAPTER 6 - And the Roof Caved In
CHAPTER 7 - Curses, Foiled Again
CHAPTER 8 - Think Before Putting Strange Things in Your Mouth
CHAPTER 9 - Vee Haf Ways of Making You Talk
CHAPTER 10 - Excuse Me, Is This Rattlesnake Taken?
CHAPTER 11 - God Is Kinda Dead
CHAPTER 12 - A Mean Transvestite Is Such a Drag
CHAPTER 13 - Come Into My Parlor Said the Spider to the Fly
CHAPTER 14 - Is That a Glock in Your Pocket or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
CHAPTER 15 - Unearthing a Dirty Little Secret
CHAPTER 16 - Cream Rises to the Top . . . But So Do Turds
CHAPTER 17 - To Catch a Thief
CHAPTER 18 - A Flaming Heterosexual
CHAPTER 19 - Why Do Birds Suddenly Appear?
CHAPTER 20 - Real Whores Drive Nice Cars
CHAPTER 21 - Amanda and Regina Take a Field Trip
CHAPTER 22 - Play a Little Tune for Me, Bernard Herrmann
CHAPTER 23 - A Million Little Pieces
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