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Index

Cover Title Page Copyright Contents Introduction Some Basics

Things You Might Need Some Important Agreements Adjusting Flavor The Mental Game How To Cook Almost Anything

Breakfast

Green Eggs Pesto Blueberry Smoothie Green Smoothie Broccoli Cheddar Quiche Cupcake Muffin-Type Things Ham and Cheese Muglet™ Potato and Egg Hash Beanshuka Marinara Marinara Sauce Chia “Cereal” “Pudding” “Oatmeal” Type Deal

Dips and Snacks

The Bean Dip Formerly Known as Gregg's Eddie’s Roasted Red Pepper Dip Ava's Post-Apocalyptic Chickpea and Olive Spread Nobody’s Cheese Dip Sweet Potato Wedges with Dipping Sauce Avocado Coupe de Dieu Creampesio Cucumberetta Gas Station Charcuterie Plate

Sandwiches

Breakfast Sandwichest Mediumest Turkey Romaine Slab Curry Egg Salad Sandwich Tuna Salad Sandwich Leeky Bacon Pocket Ham and Cheese Melt Sweet Tomato Grilled Cheese Pita

Soups and Salads

Easiest Salad Dressing on Earth Second Easiest Salad Dressing on Earth Third Easiest Salad Dressing on Earth Basic Boring Mixed Green Salad Creamy Raw Broccoli Salad Quinoa Salad Broccoli Cheddar Soup Lizzy's Cauliflower Soup Potato Salad for the Living Spicy Peanut Butter Soup

Veggies on the Side

Roasted Asparagus with Sliced Almonds Roasted Mustard String Beans Brussamic Sprouts Pan-Fried Kale Sesame-Roasted Broccoli Rosemary Roasted Potatoes Toasted Walnut Cauliflower Stuff

Veggies in the Front

Simple Stir-Fry Stuffed Peppers Zucchini Butter Noodles Nearly Sauceless Pasta Panic-Fried Black Beans and Rice Loaded Cauliflower Bake Veggie Rice Bowl

Meat, Some Fish, and Mostly Chicken

Simple Smeared Chicken Breast Maple-Baked Salmon Baked Tilapia with Dill Sausage and Chickpea Curry Leeky Olive Chicken Meat and Potatoes Curry Chicken Thighs Jalapeño Chicken Breast Pan-Seared Strip Loin with Horseradical Spinach Calamari Spaghetti with Bolognish Sauce

Desserts

Caramelized Peaches with Vanilla Ice Cream Frozen Coconut Fudge Type Stuff Choco-Banana Ice Cream Diet Ice Pops Mini Ice Cream Sandwiches Mug Full of Blueberry Brownies Notfogato Peanut Butter Coconut Cookies Chocolate Chili Ginger Pretzels Chocolate Cakey Loaf Type Thing

Dedication Acknowledgments Index