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Index
Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Contents
Is Anyone Out There?
A Comment on Comments
The Regular Spot
With the Soul of a Garbage Disposal
Such a Nice Town
A Meltdown in Art Class
Free Fire
The Girl Next Door
Don’t Mess with the Barbie
Rise of the Root Canal
An Ordinary Day
The Dragonfly
An Ordinary Day, Continued
The Center Cannot Hold
A Biodigital Interlude
Back to the Center
Eyes Everywhere
The Bad Doctor
Graybar and Gunfire
The Vocab
Ready, Fire, Aim
An Unfortunate Introduction
Everything’s a Blur
Back up
The Detonator Fired
Get with the Program
Falling Down
My Cubist Period
Saved by the Barbie
Five, Four, Three …
Have a Nice Day
Target Practice Makes Target Perfect
Surrounded by Cats
Into the Fire
Too Young to Die
The Silver Lining
Balanced on a Knife Edge
You are Here
Faster, Stronger, Bigger
A Ball of Fail
What, No Ice Maker?
A Short Break for a Brief Meltdown
Chilling Like a Villain
Completely 10010000
Chamber of Horrors
The Loneliest Number
He Could’ve Just Adopted a Hamster
The Creeping Doom
Anfscd
Happy Birthday to Me
Excruciating
Paging Dr. Mandible
Raging Blue
Take Two
High Score
Apprenticed Like a Dentist
Well, My Middle Name is John
Weeks or Days
Double Click This
Dropping the Eaves
Plan B
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Nobody Reads My Blog
I Got the B-Minus!
Catching the Bug
An Eruption of Corruption
Another Countdown
Spin Down
Shopping Trip
My Science Experiment
A Girl
Where was I?
A Girl, Continued
Three Blocks Earlier
Surrender
At Least They’re not Little Yappy Dogs
Suburban Recon
A Case of Viral Infection
The Ferrari’s in the Shop
Too Cruel for School
You Don’t Know Jack
How About a Calculator and a Flashlight?
Babies Don’t Shoot Back
With His Teeth
Our Robot Overlords
Some Days You Need to VENT
Fuzzy, was He?
No
Soda Pop
Humdrum
The Gruesome Twosome
And Know When to Run
Doesn’t Feel Like Victory
The Big Lonely
And Wash Behind My Ears
Help
Border Patrol
Cyber-Wha?
Cartoon Spittoon
Because My Jaw Aches from Yawning
Skunk on a Stick
With a Battering Ram
Shut Your Trap
Chute ’Em Up
And Look Both Ways Before Crossing the Street
Do not Pass Go
Plan B? What Plan B?
Truckin’
The Ratio of a Circle’s Circumference to Its Diameter
In Which Nothing Explodes, For Once
Next Time Maybe Try “Avoid It”
Mr. Nobody
On the Grid
Off the Cliff
Share the Stealth
I’ll Take that as a Yes
Next Time, Digitize Flying Squirrels
Maybe a Lot More
The New Industrial Plant
Commonly Used Terms
About the Author
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