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Index
Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Contents
Author’s Note
One - Fuck Your Fucking Job
Two - Drink Like a Fucking Man, Man
Three - Never Forget the Tire Iron
Four - I’m Just Trying to Let You Down Easy
Five - If the House Does Not Want You to Win, You Do Not Win
Six - We’re All Little People
Seven - Dude, Where’s My Celebrity Teammate?
Eight - There’s Enough for Everybody, and You Can Never Get Too Much of It
Nine - Would You Have Come If I Had Told You Ahead of Time?
Ten - I Used to Drink It with Quaaludes. The Vomit Was Technicolor.
Eleven - The Most Delicious Women and Dessert Wines I’ve Ever Had Have One Thing in Common
Twelve - I Open Up to You and You Bust My Friggin’ Balls?
Thirteen - It Looks Like You’ve Been Sleepwalking
Fourteen - You’re Living the Dream, Buddy. Don’t Forget It.
The Nightcap
Acknowledgments
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