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Index
Cover
Dedication
Part One: A Model of the World
The Breakfast Papers
The Sinking of the Titanic
Ingrid’s Bloody Nose
You Man in the Sky
Adam and Eve’s Drive-In Movie Theater
Things Like This Are Bound to Happen When You Put Poultry in Control
Why Don’t We Do It in the Road?
A Very Short Chapter About Fish and the Sea
Crazy People Should Never Be Allowed to Give Things Names
No Wonder We Came Down Here
A Sure Sign of Spring
A Chance Encounter with Bigfoot
The Night
The Question Superheroes Never Ask
A Ladder from Jupiter
The Exact Opposite of Stuck
In the Middle of a Disappearing Road
A Walmart Is a Place of Spirits
Leaving Miss Sour Eye, Entering Are Can Sass
The Library for Vegetables and Clothes
The One-Month Lifespan of an After-the-Hole Cicada
An Unfortunate Choice Outside Rebel Land
First Day in Cicada School
The Last Dance of the Year!
I Don’t Care About Houses
The Battle of Hampton Roads
This Isn’t How I Thought It Would Be
Lonely Thing in the Night
A Number 42 Midnight Special
Edsel and Mimi
Part Two: All Stories Are True
Number 42 Breaks Every Rule
Two Notes and One Picture
The Church of the Screaming Stag
Fuckers from Space
Survival Gear
There Are Bound to Be Snakes
A Roof over Your Heads, and a Bucket
The Prisoners of Camp Sumter
The Clockwork, Mechanized Routine of a Haircut
The Three Sisters
The Machine in the Forest
Swimming and Not Drowning
Father Jude, the Sister Ladies, Joe, and the Attic in the Church
Hunting for Food in the Dixieland Bayous
I Only Want to Be a Human
Names on a Wall
Self-Portrait with Champagne
A Familiar Reaction
A Smoker’s Best Friend
In This Version of Adam and Eve
Camouflage Does Not Make You Invisible
The Black Car with the Shiny Treasure Chest
The African Queen
The Emperor of Bullshit
Part Three: After the Hole
Self-Portrait with Shoreless Man
Toward Little Grace
This Is Even Better Than I Thought
The Lifeboat
On Civilization and Eggs
The Boy on a Boat Straddles Time
Keeping My Eyes Out for Hungry Leopards
An Optimist for a Librarian
Jumping on the Bed While the Ship Goes Down
A Shot in the Dark
Just Like a Scene from a Love Story
Journey on the Fish
Home to Me
Dobey’s Corners
Enough People for a Real Basketball Team
I Am Shoreless Man
Acknowledgments
About the Author
Copyright
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