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Index
Cover
About the Authors
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Contents
Introduction
You Were in an Airplane and Your Window Popped Out?
You Were Attacked by a Great White Shark?
You Slipped on a Banana Peel?
You Were Buried Alive?
You Were Attacked by a Swarm of Bees?
You Were Hit by a Meteorite?
You Lost Your Head?
You Put on the World’s Loudest Headphones?
You Stowed Away on the Next Moon Mission?
You Were Strapped into Dr. Frankenstein’s Machine?
Your Elevator Cable Broke?
You Barreled over Niagara Falls?
You Couldn’t Fall Asleep?
You Were Struck by Lightning?
You Took a Bath in the World’s Coldest Tub?
You Skydived from Outer Space?
You Time Traveled?
You Were Caught in a Human Stampede?
You Jumped into a Black Hole?
You Were on the Titanic and Didn’t Make It into a Lifeboat?
You Were Killed by This Book?
You Died from “Old Age”?
You Were Stuck in . . . ?
You Were Raised by Buzzards?
You Were Sacrificed into a Volcano?
You Just Stayed in Bed?
You Dug a Hole to China and Jumped In?
You Toured the Pringles Factory and Fell off the Catwalk?
You Played Russian Roulette with a Really, Really Big Gun?
You Traveled to Jupiter?
You Ate the World’s Deadliest Substances?
You Lived in a Nuclear Winter?
You Vacationed on Venus?
You Were Swarmed by Mosquitoes?
You Became an Actual Human Cannonball?
You Were Hit by a Penny Dropped from the Top of the Empire State Building?
You Actually Shook Someone’s Hand?
You Were the Ant Under the Magnifying Glass?
You Stuck Your Hand in a Particle Accelerator?
You Were Holding This Book and It Instantly Collapsed into a Black Hole?
You Stuck a Really, Really Powerful Magnet to Your Forehead?
You Were Swallowed by a Whale?
You Took a Swim Outside a Deep-Sea Submarine?
You Stood on the Surface of the Sun?
You Ate as Many Cookies as Cookie Monster?
References and Further Reading
Acknowledgments
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