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Index
Title Page
Copyright Noitce
Dedication
Foreword
1. Check-Splitting: Who Had the Gorgonzola Crumbles, and Should We Really Care?
2. Funerals: Now Is Not the Time for Store-Bought Cakes and Backless Maxi Dresses from Forever 21
3. Sky Mauled: How to Survive Airline Travel Without Compromising Your Good Manners
4. The Grand Old (Dinner) Party: Bring Wine and Trivia
5. Gym Etiquette: Or, “Pardon Me, But Is This Your Ass Sweat?”
6. Baby Steps: Is She Pregnant or Is That a Booze-Inflated Liver? Hint: Don’t Ask!
7. PDAs: His Hand, Her Crack … Must Be Love
8. Husbands and Wives: He May Not Be Much, But He’s Your Tube Sock Filled with Gravy
9. Waiting Game: How to Deal with Line-Jumpers and Other Creeps of Nature
10. Office Manners: Loud Talkers, Cake Hawkers, and Britney Sue’s Unfortunate Cyst
11. Mom to Mom: It’s Complicated
12. Teen to Mom: You’re Not the Boss of Me (Now Buy Me Something)
13. Politics: The Elephant (or Donkey) in the Room
14. Always Leave Them Wanting More: The Art of the Visit
15. Get a Clue in the Loo: Restroom Etiquette for the Lasses
16. “Your Toupee Looks So Natural!” How to Give and Receive Compliments
17. Road Sage: Accept the Things You Cannot Change, Like Idiot Drivers
18. Foreign Affairs: Stop Making Me Feel Stupid with Your Fancy Multilingualism
19. Facebook Etiquette: An Oxymoron
20. Annoying Chatfest on Aisle Five: Common Manners Mishaps at the Grocery Store
21. Criminal Misconduct: How to Behave When Being Arrested
22. Gossip Girl: How to Steer the Conversation to Higher Ground Without Pissing Everybody Off
23. Space, the Final Frontier: How to Get Some, How to Give Some
24. Wedding Etiquette: Do’s, Don’ts, and “No, She Did-un’ts!”
25. Phoning It In: Does Anybody Know Why That Black Thing on the Wall Is Ringing?
26. Overnight Guests: The Tale of the Screw
27. A Christmas Story
The Last Word
Books by Celia Rivenbark
Praise for the Author
About the Author
Copyright
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