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Index
Cover
Title Page
Copyright Notice
Dedication
Chapter One: Eff You, Effie!
Chapter Two: The Darkest of Magic
Chapter Three: From Roaches to Riches, Bitches!
Chapter Four: Louis and Gucci and Pucci, Oh My!
Chapter Five: What’s Up Doc?
Chapter Six: You Do? I Don’t
Chapter Seven: Knock Knock
Chapter Eight: I Think I Might be Lazy
Chapter Nine: Food, Water, Oxygen, Television
Chapter Ten: ‘Tis Better to Give Than to Receive … Another FKN Candle
Chapter Eleven: Ginuwine Isn’t Really My Cousin
Chapter Twelve: Membership Has Its Privileges
Chapter Thirteen: I Would Puck Witchu
Chapter Fourteen: It’s An UnfoRETTAble Life
Chapter Fifteen: Stretch Marks fo Life!
Chapter Sixteen: That Year I Went Lin-Sane
Epilogue: Which Came First? The Chicken, OBVI
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Acknowledgments
Notes
Notes 1
Notes 2
Notes 3
Notes 4
Notes 5
Notes 6
Notes 7
Notes 8
Notes 9
Notes 10
Notes 11
Notes 12
Notes 13
Notes 14
Notes 15
Notes 16
Notes: Epilogue
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