Tequila Mockingbird by Federle, Tim -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

Index

Cover Title Page Copyright Dedication Contents Introduction Tools

Glassware Equipment

Techniques

Making a Drink Decorating a Drink

Terms

Spirits Liqueurs Beer Wine Other Flavorings

Part 1 Drinks for Dames

One Flew Over the Cosmo’s Nest Ethan Pom Rye and Prejudice Love in the Time of Kahlúa Brave New Swirled A Cocktail of Two Cities The Cooler Purple Frangelico and Zooey Bloody Carrie Howards Blend Gin Eyre Paradise Sauced The Joy of Sex on the Beach A Midsummer Night’s Beam The Postman Always Brings Ice Remembrance of Things Pabst Bridget Jones’s Daiquiri Romeo and Julep The S(ide)carlet Letter A Rum of One’s Own Tequila Mockingbird The Yellow Wallbanger The Unbearable Lightness of Peeing Are You There God? It’s Me, Margarita The Turn of the Screwdriver

Part 2 Gulps for Guys

Crime and Punish-mint Decline and Fall Down Drankenstein Huckleberry Sin Absinthe Shrugged The Count of Monte Cristal Moby-Drink Gulp-iver’s Travels A Confederacy of Ounces The Last of the Mojitos The Lime of the Ancient Mariner Lord of the Mai-Tais Infinite Zest Heart of Dark Mist The Moonshine and Sixpence A Farewell to Amaretto One Hundred Beers of Solitude Orange Julius Caesar Vermouth the Bell Tolls Silas Marnier The Old Man and the Seagram’s The Malted Falcon Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea Breeze Lord Pimm The Sound and the Slurry

Part 3 Bevvies for Book Clubs

Fahrenheit 151 Gone with the Wine The Rye in the Catcher The Adventures of Sherbet Holmes The Pitcher of Dorian Grey Goose The Portrait of a Pink Lady The Joy Luck Club Soda

Part 4 Refreshments for Recovering Readers

Charlie and the Chocolate Fake-tini Pear the Wild Things Are The Phantom Tolljuice Rip Van Drinkle Cherry Poppins White Tang Pat the Tummy The Wonderful Blizzard of Oz

Part 5 Bar Bites for Book Hounds

Alice’s Adventures in Wonder Bread The Deviled Egg Wears Prada Olives ’n’ Twist Fear of Frying I Know This Munch Is True Pizza and Wendy Berry Potter Prawn Quixote

Bonus! Games for Geeks

Drinking All by Your Lonesome Drinking with Friends

Formulas for Metric Conversions Acknowledgments Index