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Cover page
Title page
Copyright page
Foreword
Animals
A lion was learning to ski
There was once a comedic giraffe
An elephant trod on a flea
A cockroach was making a tour
When a shark chased a diver named rose
There was a Scots cat called MacLeod
A hungry young Spanish cicada
An unmusical medic from Tring
Said a man to a snake in Makamba
There once was an old witch of Rennes
Silly
A civilised felon named Franks
There was once a professor named Gerda
There was a young lady from Derry
A boy with a big blue balloon
There once was a fellow named Foley
A costive young lady from Crewe
A gloomy young fellow called Biff
There was a young lady from Hale
A soprano who came from Penang
I know of a cobbler in Crewe
Not so Lucky
There was a young man from Cochin
An unfortunate fellow named Futter
A medieval lady from Leicester
There was an Oxonian named Dodds
A miserable fellow named Durdle
There once was an old chap from Cork
An unfortunate fellow from Toft
There once was a man from Torcello
Fishing’s pants, if I might make so bold.
There once was a man from Milwaukee
A Buddhist from Burma opined
There was a young lady named Girder
A funny old fellow called Florey
Brains
There was a man from Mull
There was also a man from Staines
Newton said to his helper: ‘This prism’ll
In Cambridge, where yours truly dwells,
Two bugs were discussing Man’s Evil —
Abroad
There was an old man from Rabat
One fine morning, the folk of Tralee
A guy from LA called Jim Fox
There was a young man from Berlin
When the Empire was still fairly young
There was a young man from Dunkirk
There was also a man from Bombay
An Italian lady named Lisa
Long ago in Provence an old man
A Paddy whose county was Cork
There was once a Bengali mahout
A young Carolinian named Trigger
A young single woman from Beaune
It is not common knowledge, But Spooner,
An old sadhu who lived in the Ghats
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