F—k Ivy and Everything Else by McNairy, Mark -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

Index

Dedication Contents Foreword Introduction Part I: Wardrobe Essentials

The White Undershirt Jeans

A Guide to Finding The Right Denim Britches 501: The Mack Daddy 501zxx/502 505-0217 605/606 201: A.K.A. Droopy Drawers Saggin’ How to Care for Jeans

Khaki Trousers– Worsted-Wool Charcoal Trousers The Oxford-Cloth Button-Down Mono-Gramming The Navy Blazer Hook Vents Vs. Side Vents A Three-Piece Charcoal Suit Always Carry Your Own Pen. Do not Grow Up. Cash The only Ties You will Ever Need

The Tie Bar The Bow Tie

A Tuxedo Shoes Maketh The Man.

Remember, You are now a Big Boy . . . Brown Brogues Church’s Shannon Black Polished Binder

Fyi . . . This sole is made of Leather, Not Wood.

White Bucks Desert Boots

Do not mess With Perfection. The Playboy Happy Socks make me Angry.

Hello, Charles. Twisted Shoelaces Flip-Flops

Leather Belts

Ribbon Belts Alligator Belts

Shit Shinola Wristwatches A Man and his Jewelry New Rules Do not be Afraid to Break The Rules . . .

Part II: Classics

Wear only One Interesting Piece of Clothing At A Time . . . Warning: Intended for Runway Purposes Only. All Work and no Play: The Fun Shirt Camouflage Gingham The Bigger The Dots, The Bigger The Balls. The Poplin Suit Espadrilles Loose Lips Sink Ships . . . Frames Hats are not for Every Guy.

The Stetson Open Road New era Caps

Warm as Toast

Part III: Good Guys, Good Advices

Success Be Born like Really, Really, Good-Looking. Learning a Trade is The First Step Towards Failure. It’S on Sale for A Reason. A $1,225 Sweater is not an Investment. On Luxury Brands On Designer Brands It is Not What You Like, but How You Like it. Watch PBS from Time to Time. Read A Book Stick with The Real Deal.

Mose Allison R.E.M.

Ralph Lauren Shawn Stussy Fuck IVY & Fuck Supreme. And Finally:

Glossary Select Bibliography Acknowledgments About the Author Copyright About the Publisher