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Index
Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Author’s Acknowledgments
Contents
Chapter One - One Foot in the Grave
Chapter Two - Part Two—The Sequel
Chapter Three - A Two-Pound Hairball
Chapter Four - Lucky to Be Invited
Chapter Five - Name Tags Are for Neanderthals
Chapter Six - Miracle in a Jar
Chapter Seven - R.S.V.P.
Chapter Eight - Death by Deep Knee Bends
Chapter Nine - Busted
Chapter Ten - How to Talk to a Girl
Chapter Eleven - What’s the Matter with Alvin?
Chapter Twelve - Anything Can Happen at the Mall
Chapter Thirteen - My Life Was Going to the Girls
Chapter Fourteen - Make It Do
Chapter Fifteen - Do Certain Foods Produce More Gas than Others?
Chapter Sixteen - Half-Naked
Alvin Ho’s Creepy Glossary
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