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Index
Cover
Title Page
Contents
Chapter 1 - The Last Chapter: Reflecting on the end of the beginning
Chapter 2 - Kids in Dunston: Exploring dangerous places
Chapter 3 - The Driving Test: The harrowing adventures of the road test
Chapter 4 - Tour Bus: Not your father’s tour bus story
Chapter 5 - Rovers and Rollers: Dead or alive, you will be driven in style
Chapter 6 - Cliff Williams: Occupation: World’s Best Rock 'n' Roll Bass Player
Chapter 7 - Beauty and the Beast: If Hell were a vacation, this would be it
Chapter 8 - The Hummer and The Schwarzenegger: AC/DC, an Austrian, a music video, and a rather large vehicle
Chapter 9 - Lotus Cortina Mk1: How to crash your first race car
Chapter 10 - From Bedfords to Bedknobs: Building a car with a headboard
Chapter 11 - The Wolseley: My first love
Chapter 12 - Grand National: The race that stopped a country
Chapter 13 - The Bulldog and the Chick: When an old Brit shags a beautiful Italian
Chapter 14 - The BSA Bantam: The opposite of a chick magnet
Chapter 15 - A Lovely Story: How not to order room service
Chapter 16 - The E-Type Penis Extension: Too hot to run
Chapter 17 - The Pilbeam: A lot more tit for your bang
Chapter 18 - TVR: Two seats and a shelf
Chapter 19 - The Mini: The Beatles of cars
Chapter 20 - Phil Rudd: Occupation: World’s Best Drummer
Chapter 21 - Sebring: “Does Rose Kennedy have a black dress?”
Chapter 22 - My Dad and Mam: Trying to repay a debt
Chapter 23 - Popular: King of the road
Chapter 24 - The Isle of Man: Escaping the tax man
Chapter 25 - Reckless on the Airbus 320: “What the fuck are you doing?”
Chapter 26 - Land Rover LR3: Cheering up Cliff
Chapter 27 - Road Trip: Drive this
Chapter 28 - Brendan Healey: Drinking fractionally
Chapter 29 - Crackerjack: It all starts with the toys
Chapter 30 - Take a Backseat: “Don’t be shy, your mother wasn’t.”
Chapter 31 - The Phantom: The black velvet humpback whale
Chapter 32 - My First Race Meet: Finding the Autodrome
Chapter 33 - Austin A35: A smiling pregnant snail
Chapter 34 - Malcolm Young: Occupation: World’s Greatest Riffmeister
Chapter 35 - Günther: If a marine were on steroids and driving
Chapter 36 - My Brother, Maurice: Car rats in arms
Chapter 37 - Angus Young: Occupation: Devilish Imp Schoolboy Guitarist
Chapter 38 - Cars and Music: You can’t have one without the other
Chapter 39 - Tour Bus Tippy-Toe: Taking on the mentally challenged moral minority
Chapter 40 - Marital Blues 1968: Riding shotgun
Chapter 41 - Jerry Wexler (Rock in Peace): Rhythm and blues and Saabs
Chapter 42 - Tour Bus II: “No shitting allowed. Shagging expected.”
Chapter 43 - The Things You Do for Vans: Parachute jumping ain’t fun
Chapter 44 - Car Porn: Make sure the door’s locked
Chapter 45 - Lots of Trouble, Usually Serious: What L-O-T-U-S really stands for
Chapter 46 - Paul Newman: Gentleman of the track
Chapter 47 - Pimp My Ride Rant: Making beautiful cars awful
Chapter 48 - Awesome Bill from Dawsonville: How moonshine made race cars
Chapter 49 - The Greats: Are they drivers or gods?
Chapter 50 - The Bounder Unleashed: Too huge to drive
Chapter 51 - Moscow 1991: Playing the sound of freedom for a million people
Chapter 52 - Alligator Alley: Home is where the alligators are
Chapter 53 - Teacake: Handicapped cars are dangerous
Chapter 54 - The Italian Job: Death and destruction
Chapter 55 - La Dolce Vita: How Italy changes you
Chapter 56 - Aston Martin Zagato: When a Renzo marries a Zagato
Chapter 57 - Citroën DS: “Right, I’m up and I’m staying up until I get a shag.”
Chapter 58 - Hurley Haywood: Keeping your head horizontal
Chapter 59 - The Memphis Belle: The noise that will live with me forever
Chapter 60 - Concorde: Sitting on top of Mount Vesuvius
Chapter 61 - The Anal Intruder: The terrorizing of AC/DC
Chapter 62 - Accident-prone: Unsafe driving
Chapter 63 - James Dean: Were directors shagging him?
Chapter 64 - Cars on Film: The movies that get it right
Chapter 65 - Donald “Duck” Dunn: The Blues Brother
Chapter 66 - Notes from the Front Line: Wilkes-Barre
Chapter 67 - The Godfather of Music Transportation: The kind of car royalties get you
Chapter 68 - Geordie Defty: Stilletoed shagger
Chapter 69 - The Tyne Tunnel: She crosses her legs so you can’t get out
Chapter 70 - Brands Hatch: Supergluing your ass to the wall
Chapter 71 - Haggis: What happens when you microwave it
Chapter 72 - The Biggest Winning Margin Ever: From Peking to Paris
Chapter 73 - Notes from the Front Line: Minneapolis
Chapter 74 - Scientologist Dave: A spooky fuck
Chapter 75 - Harley-Davidson: What you find in Australia
Chapter 76 - Notes from the Front Line: Toronto
Chapter 77 - Derek “Deke” Rootham: Peeing in a pint glass
Chapter 78 - David Whittaker: Tighter than a fish’s arse
Chapter 79 - The Unreality of The Race: Why reality television sucks
Chapter 80 - Geordie: Starting a band in a lousy year
Chapter 81 - Fiat 500: A cautionary tale
Chapter 82 - Jaguar 2.8 Mk2: Owning a car you can’t afford
Chapter 83 - Windshields: A career born
Chapter 84 - The Dog’s Dangly Bits: How to pass time on the road
Chapter 85 - Lincoln Continental: Safe operating speed: 0
Chapter 86 - The Benefits of Driving in France: Siamese twins walk into a pub
Chapter 87 - Sexy French Cars: I’m-French-and-fuck-you attitude
Chapter 88 - Porsche Twin Turbo: Smoking is dangerous for your car
Chapter 89 - Historic Racing Machines: When it’s magic time
Chapter 90 - Notes from the Front Line: Atlanta
Chapter 91 - North-East Vinyls and AC/DC: The two career choices and what I chose
Chapter 92 - The End: The end
Photographic Insert
About the Author
Credits
Copyright
About the Publisher
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