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Index
Cover
Title
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Chapter 1: The Insect Queen of Venus and Other Strangeness
Chapter 2: The Last Gasp of a Narcissist
Chapter 3: Jimi Hendrix Meets Superman
Chapter 4: The Attack of the Radioactive Mormons
Chapter 5: Never Mind the Orangutan
Chapter 6: How to Get Rid of Telemarketers
Chapter 7: The Dinah Shore Tea Party
Chapter 8: Destroy All Monsters
Chapter 9: Squid Sitting
Chapter 10: Doktor Delgado’s All-American Genocidal Warfare Against The Sick And The Stupid
Chapter 11: Keep the Ravioli in Orbit
Chapter 12: I Was a Psychic Spy for the FBI Part I
Chapter 13: Books, Baths and Blowjobs
Chapter 14: Jesus Saves
Chapter 15: The Necrophilia Bar (Or) You Want Fries With That?
Chapter 16: Rain of Frogs
Chapter 17: Until the Last Dog Dies
Chapter 18: Holy City Asylum
Chapter 19: No Jokes, Please
Chapter 20: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Rat Race
Chapter 21: Two Opposing Seas
Chapter 22: Not Fit to Survive
Chapter 23: The Only Known Cure for Premature Ejaculation
Chapter 24: Page 69
Chapter 25: The End of the World
Chapter 26: A Clown at Midnight
Chapter 27: A Peaceful Day
Chapter 28: Radiation
Chapter 29: Insect Eyes
Chapter 30: Kill Your Kids
Chapter 31: The Day after the President’s Speech
Chapter 32: Heart
Chapter 33: Dr. Mary’s Monkey
Chapter 34: Life Begins
Chapter 35: Bang
Chapter 36: Spiral Jetty
Chapter 37: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Chapter 38: Blue Kool-Aid
Chapter 39: Scrapbook
Chapter 40: A Ten-foot-high Teddy Bear
Chapter 41: Fetus
Chapter 42: Memories of the Future
Chapter 43: Vipers
Chapter 44: The Society of the Spectacle
Chapter 45: Xenu
Chapter 46: Ghosting
Chapter 47: All Hallow’s Eve
Chapter 48: Who Cares Who’s President?
Chapter 49: Acceptance Speech
Chapter 50: To Get to the Other Side
Acknowledgements
About the Author
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