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Introduction & Mea Culpa
Must Be Willing to Lie About How We Met
Monogamy is for Losers
My First Muff Dive
Date With a Parking Ticket In It
Two Women in One Night
H’s Version of Our Night Out
Are You My Girlfriend Now?
Natasha Richardson, or Smoking Cigarettes on the Roof
Ass Bangin’ and Astral Projection
I Was a Six-Year-Old Virgin
Morning Breath
Premature Ejaculation
Having Sex at Weddings
Intimacy on a Trip to the Dentist
Shave My Bush
How to Pick Up Women
Breaking Up in a Text Message
Rate My Penis Size
On Your Own, or Moving On
Rate my Blowjobs
The 45-Minute Walkout
Hitting Snooze on the Morning After
Come on My Face
The Wine Bar as the End of Civilization
Some Corner in Brooklyn
Your Mom Will Do
Buying New Underwear, or Sex in a Dressing Room
How to Pick Up a Bartender
The Funny Thing About Handjobs
There’s a Possibility You’ve Been Infected With HIV
Let’s Make Babies
The Three-Year Itch
Why Women Suck in Bed
I Kissed A Boy
Picking Up Women in Gay Bars
Why Women Are Great in Bed
My Mother
Sex With 19-Year-Olds
The Gun Show, or Is That All You Got?
Living Like A Bachelor
Because I Can
My Kingdom for a Boner
Does My Butt Show When I Walk?
Let Me Seduce You with The Cardigans
Tom Brady’s Love Handles
Chest Hair, or the Shaved Eunuch
Who is Lauren Cohan and Why Is She Hitting On Me?
Willing to Relocate
How Soon, Sex Toy?
Crying In Public: My Cubicle
Moving to New York and Where It Got Me
The Seductive Art of Dancing
Taking A Break From Dating
Loyal as a Dog
The Most Expensive Date I’ve Ever Been On
Women at Thirty, or the Scent of the Medicine Cabinet
Get Your Hands Off of My Woman
Don’t Google ‘Fisting’, and Why Women Apologize So Much
My Friend’s Girlfriend is My Girlfriend
Getting Laid
If You Can Get Me Hard I’ll Show You A Good Time
How I Would Make Love to Gloria Swanson
Going to Bed Angry
My First STD
Show Me Your Penis
Talking About Sex With Your Parents
The Hooker on the Corner
Don’t Make Poopy in the Office
The F U Date
Having Sex on Inauguration Night
Kissing in the Rain
Let’s Just Be Friends
Infidelity
Listening to the Neighbors Have Sex
Macho Voce, or Women Who Sound Like Men
Making Love to ESPN
Having Sex at Weddings Redux
Old Love Letters, or Things That Got Thrown Away in the Move
Super Macho Man Slumber Party
Breaking Up Is Hard To Do, or Leaving Home
Moving to New York
Long Distance Lovers
The Celebrity You Most Resemble
How to Pick Up a Nurse at the HIV Clinic
Lying Lovers, or the Padded Bra
Look Ugly in a Photograph
Using Your Words
Tool Academy
Sleeping Naked
Becoming a Virgin Again
Masturbating Upside Down
I Am Error
Levitating in Time
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