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Index
Cover
About the Author
Also by Billy Connolly
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Contents
How to Use this eBook
Prologue
1. Get Your Kicks . . .
2. I’d Rather Build a Boat Than Sail in One
3. Struck by Lightning
4. What Do Stetsons and Haemorrhoids Have in Common?
5. Fuck Off All of Yous!
6. The Happy Wanderer
7. Witchetty Grubs and Cullen Skink
8. Size Means Very Little When the Lights Go Out
9. Playing Elephant Polo in India
10. Where Men Wear Skirts and no Knickers
11. The Sexiest Legs in Launceston
12. Playing Banjo with the Lesbian Mermaids
13. How to Build an Igloo
14. The Last Resort
Epilogue
Picture Section
Acknowledgements
Credits
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