Altar Ego by Lette, Kathy -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

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Cover Also by Kathy Lette Title Page Copyright About the Book Contents Dedication Part One: The Wedding

1. I Do 2. I Don’t 3. The Undress Rehearsal 4. Send In The Crones 5. Bridesmaid Revisited 6. Posh Frock, No Knickers 7. A Lick And A Promise 8. Yodelling In The Canyon Of Love 9. Raw Emotion 10. Resting On Your Orals 11. Eating The Arm Candy 12. How Many Rock Stars Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb? One: Rock Stars Will Screw Anything 13. How To Have An Affair. A Beginner’s Guide 14. Courtus Interruptus 164 15. The Mourning After the Knot Before 16. To Love, Honour And Betray 17. The Fountain Of Age 18. We Interrupt This Marriage To Bring You A News Bulletin

Part Two: The Affair

19. Breaking Up Is Hard To Do – But Dividing The Book Collection? Unbearable 20. The Trophy Bonk 21. How Gauche It With You? 22. Welcome To Tonsil-Town 23. Liberated, Hip, Post-Feminist …? Or Amoral Slut? Defend Your Answer 24. Better Latent Than Never 25. Warning. The Following Sexual Positions Are Not For Amateurs. Do Not Try This In Your Own Home 26. The Dark Side Of The Tune 27. Till Divorce Us Do Part 28. Survival Of The Hippest 29. I’m Not Pleased To See You – It’s A Gun In My Pocket 30. I Waxed My Bikini Line For This?

Part Three: The Divorce

31. An Impediment Of Reach 32. Remembrance Of Flings Past 33. Nocturnal Omission 34. Cross My Legs And Hope To Die 35. The Three Of Us Make A Really Good Pair 36. Ping! There Go Those Elastic Morals Again! 37. Laugh? I Almost Died 38. Not The Full Matinee Jacket 39. I’m Not Waving 40. For Sale. One Husband. Has Had Only One Careful Lady Owner 41. A Pina Colada, A Non-stick Wok And Thou

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