500 Dates by Miller, Mark -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

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Cover Title Page Copyright Dedication Acknowledgements Contents Foreword By Julie Spira, Publisher and Editor-in-Chief at Cyber-Dating Expert Introduction From King of the Dweebs to King of the Dates Section One: My 500 Dates

Part A: I Dip a Novice Toe into the Dating Pool

You Don’t Have to Visit China to See Red Flags Dating Women I Can’t Afford Does Dating Happiness Come From the Heart or the Wallet? Love and Life on the Rebound What’s Love Got to Do with It? The Hottest Date I’ve Ever Had Making Scents of Being Single A Challenge to My Fellow Dating Cowards

Part B: Look at Me—I’m a Dating Professional!

Stop Me Before I Share Again! Dating? Think of It as Job Training I Confess: I Love Jewish Women! Unhappy New Year! How Not to Rock Your Date’s World The Ghosts of Girlfriends Past Speed Loving: Recipe for Disaster Special Delivery Don’t You Feel Happy When Your Friend Finds True Love? Do I Need a 12-Step Program for Serial Daters?

Part C: Help! I’m Drowning in the Dating Ocean!

I’ve Had 500 Dates—Kill Me Now Coffee Date’s Hidden Thoughts—Revealed! Damn You, Foundation of Friendship! I’m Not Asking for the Moon and the Stars A Letter to My Future Soul Mate A Personal Invitation to Share My Dating Pain Help! My Girlfriend and Ex-Wife Are Hitting It Off! Writing is My Lady I Was a Woman’s Last Online Dating Hope Finding a Soul Mate is a Numbers Game, Actually The Sounds of Dating Silence Death of a Relationship When the Music’s Over The Less I See You, The More I Love You

Section Two: My Observations on Dating & Romance

Whatever Happened to Woo? Mistakes Men Make in Romance A Woman’s Guide to the Inner Workings of a Man’s Brain How Internet Dating Beats the Pants Off Off-Line Dating! It’s a Woman’s World—We Men Only Date in It Thanksgivukkah: Not the Only Pairing That Can Benefit You Romantically Going for the Dating Gold Male-to-Female Dating Dictionary Never Underestimate the Importance of Proper Eye Contact Saying it without Words Oh, Come On, It’ll Be Fun! Official Soul Mate Determination Test for Women Only Pillow Talk: A User’s Guide Relationships 101 Test-a-Jew How to Seduce a Jewish Woman Interpolitical Dating Tips Psssst, Men—Beware of These Potential Dating Disasters

Section Three: Dating Fantasies

I Finally Found the Perfect Woman There Truly is Someone for Everyone Just Another Fairly Tale Romance The Continuing Adventures of Shlomo Rabinowitz: Jewish Private Eye & Dating Specialist Dating Boot Camp Skip Dating—Go Directly to Marriage

Section Four: Fun “News” Stories I Wrote About Romance, Dating, and the Sexes

Epilogue How to keep in Touch with me