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Index
Contents
Introduction: Chapter Zero
Chapter 1: You Don’t Want What the Devil’s Got in His Crock-Pot
Chapter 2: The Problem with Pineapples
Chapter 3: Scars Mean Sex
Chapter 4: Flying Blind
Chapter 5: Strength and Honor
Chapter 6: The Things We Carry
Chapter 7: Red Bull at Bedtime
Chapter 8: Samson’s Hair Began to Grow
Chapter 9: Vice President Biden in My Bed
Chapter 10: Date Your Mate—or the Devil Will Find Someone Who Will
Chapter 11: Breaking the Fourth Wall
Conclusion: Winter Is Coming
Commitment Card
Things I Really, Really Want You to Remember
A Gift for You
Acknowledgments
Notes
About the Author
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