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Index
Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Table of Contents
Dedication
Introduction
PART ONE CAUGHT BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HOT FLASH
1. Men Get Hot, Women Sweat
2. My Height, My Weight, My Business
3. Onnay’all Is Lyin’
4. Where My Hose At?
5. God’s Perfect Timing
6. Advanced Maternal Age
PART TWO CAN YOU GHOST YOUR FAMILY IN HEAVEN?
7. Cups and Ice
8. Bless This Food
9. Heavenly Uber
10. Southern Funerals
11. Grow Guts
12. All Because of Caramel Cake
13. Recipes
PART THREE I’D RATHER CHEW GLASS THAN TALK UGLY… BUT CRUNCH, CRUNCH—HERE WE GO
14. Throw Stones
15. Bad Apples Give Good Advice
16. An Egg Bowl Full of Nuts
17. Naggin’ Wife
18. Kill ’Em with Kindness
19. Sommay’all
20. Unspoken Prayer Request
Conclusion: Let Me Put One Last Bug in Your Ear
Acknowledgments
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