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PART ONE Before
That Thing That Happened
The Amazing Part
The Really Amazing Part
PART TWO During
WISH #1: I WISH I HAD ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD.
WISH #2: I WISH I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS.
WISH #3: I WISH I HAD A TRUCK FULL OF CANDY.
WISH #4: I WISH I COULD LIVE TO BE 100 YEARS OLD.
WISH #5: I WISH THE BEATLES WOULD GET BACK TOGETHER.
WISH #6: I WISH KIDS HAD THE RIGHT TO VOTE.
WISH #7: I WISH FOR A CLASS OF STUDENTS WHO ARE PERFECT ANGELS AND NEVER ARGUE OR ACT DISRESPECTFULLY.
WISH #7: I WISH I COULD SLOW DOWN THE ROTATION OF THE EARTH.
WISH #8: I WISH I COULD HAVE A GIGANTIC, FLAT-SCREEN, HIGH-DEFINITION TV THAT FILLS UP A WHOLE WALL IN MY ROOM.
WISH #9: I WISH WE COULD HAVE PERMANENT PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST.
WISH #10: I WISH I WOULD WIN THE LOTTERY.
WISH #11: I WISH I COULD PLAY SHORTSTOP FOR THE YANKEES.
WISH #12: I WISH CARS RAN ON WATER.
WISH #13: I WISH IT WAS CHRISTMAS ALL YEAR LONG, AND EVERY DAY WAS MY BIRTHDAY.
WISH #14: I WISH I HAD A DOG.
WISH #15: I WISH THAT THE WORLD WAS A BETTER PLACE, WITH NO POVERTY, NO LITTER, NO POLLUTION, NO CANCER, NO HIGH GAS PRICES, NO WARS, NO RACISM, NO GLOBAL WARMING, NO DISEASES, NO CRIME, NO DRUGS, NO CHILD IN THE WORLD GOING TO BED HUNGRY AT NIGHT, AND EVERYBODY WAS HAPPY ALL THE TIME. AND I WISH MY BROTHER WOULD STOP THROWING HIS UNDERWEAR AT ME.
WISH #16: I WISH I COULD SPEAK SPANISH.
WISH #17: I WISH I HAD A TIME MACHINE.
WISH #18: I WISH I HAD SUPERPOWERS.
WISH #19: I WISH MY PARENTS WOULD GET BACK TOGETHER.
WISH #20: I WISH FOR A PLANE TICKET TO SOUTH DAKOTA BECAUSE I WOULD BE ABLE TO SEE WILD BUFFALO AND WALK IN THE MOUNTAINS.
WISH #21: I WISH I HAD MY OWN REALITY TV SHOW AND I WAS REALLY FAMOUS SO I LIVED IN A MANSION AND RULED THE WORLD WHERE I COULD CONTROL THUNDER, LIGHTNING, AND RAIN.
WISH #22: I WISH I COULD EAT ANYTHING—LIKE A TENNIS BALL—AND IT WOULD ALL TASTE GOOD.
WISH #23: I WISH I DIDN’T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL. SCHOOL IS DUMB.
WISH #24: I WISH I WAS HAPPY ALL THE TIME.
WISH #25: I WISH PRINCIPAL HAMILTON WOULD GO SKY-DIVING OVER THE SCHOOL IN HIS UNDERPANTS.
PART THREE After
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