98 Ways to Find a Great Guy by Paulson, Elizabeth -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

Index

Title Page Copyright Page Dedication FOREWORD Table of Contents PART ONE - Cheap and Cheerful

1 - get a Cat 2 - Get a Pen Pal 3 - Go to Museums 4 - DARE THEM! 5 - USE YOUR SMUG MARRIED FRIENDS AS HEADHUNTERS 6 - DRESS LIKE A SLUT ON HALLOWEEN 7 - Get aDog 8 - Join the Kickball League and Wear a Rugby Shirt 9 - Join a Mega Church! 10 - Be the Liaison to the IT Department 11 - HANG AROUND HOSPITALS 12 - Have a Chance Subway Encounter 13 - Play Frisbee... Or Look Like You Do 14 - WORK ON A POLITICAL CAMPAIGN! 15 - GO TO AA AND NA MEETINGS 16 - BE PRETTY AND SOFT AND SMELL LIKE FRUIT 17 - Shamelessly Write Down Your Email Address 18 - Join the March Madness Pool 19 - ACCUSE HIM OF BEING GAY 20 - STOP READING TWILIGHT 21 - Be Someone You’re Not: Happy! 22 - Don’t Be Too Good at Everything 23 - Have a Good Wing Woman

PART TWO - Play The Odds

24 - GO TO COMIC-CON 25 - SELL SUITS 26 - Go to Alaska 27 - Go to a Car Show; Display Some Knowledge of Cars 28 - GO TO THE LISDOONVARNA MATCHMAKING FESTIVAL 29 - Work in a Factory 30 - Work Near or at a Monastery 31 - Work at a Bait Shop 32 - SET SAIL FOR FLEET WEEK 33 - Be the Psychologist for the NYPD 34 - Go to a Cigar and Whiskey Club 35 - BE A HAIRSTYLIST 36 - Work at NASA 37 - Be Out Where Major Sporting Events Are Exiting 38 - Go to as Many Holiday Parties as You Possibly Can 39 - Go to Culinary School! 40 - TALK ABOUT HIS FAVORITE BOOK–IT’S CATCH–22 OR TRAINSPOTTING 41 - Talk about His Favorite Movie 42 - HUSTLE 43 - PLAY POKER

PART THREE - SETTLE

44 - Reconnect with the Guy You Were Too Good for in High School 45 - Set Up: Grandma 46 - SET UP: YOUR MOM MUST KNOW SOMEONE 47 - TAKE SWING LESSONS 48 - Bowl 49 - Go to a Strip Club 50 - BE THE STOP SIGN GIRL AT A CONSTRUCTION SITE 51 - BECOME A GROUPIE FOR A LOCAL BAND 52 - Wear a Claddagh Ring 53 - CRY 54 - DON’T CRY 55 - Be a Hired Girl—on a Farm 56 - SWEAT LESS 57 - Hit Up the County Fairs (and the Carnies) 58 - Forgive an Ex

PART FOUR - Risky Business

59 - DIP YOUR PEN IN COMPANY INK 60 - Join a Gun Club 61 - Join THE ARMED FORCES (OR WORK ON BASE) 62 - SAY YOU LIKE HUNTING 63 - SAY YOU’RE PREGNANT! 64 - GET PREGNANT! 65 - Get Jattooed with Words 66 - Stay at a Hostel 67 - LOITER AT A JEWELRY STORE 68 - Date Your TA! 69 - Join the Peace Corps 70 - Donate a Kidney! 71 - Be a Damsel in Distress 72 - Go to Vegas; Get Married 73 - Write to Convicts or People on Trial 74 - RUN A HALFWAY HOUSE 75 - BE A MAIL-ORDER BRIDE! 76 - Befriend the Local Foreign Population! 77 - BE THE LOCAL FOREIGN POPULATION 78 - BE A GANGSTER’S MOLL 79 - GET HIT BY A PUCK OR A FOUL BALL

PART FIVE - YOU’RE SO COOL

80 - Adopt an Artist 81 - BARTEND 82 - GO TO A BELLE AND SEBASTIAN CONCERT 83 - Go to Weddings 84 - Go to Oktoberfest 85 - HAVE YOUR ASSISTANT PENCIL SOMETHING IN 86 - GET A GIANT HDTV, PLAYSTATION 3, AND ROCK BAND 87 - GET A MALE ROOMMATE 88 - GET THE LATEST PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY 89 - TAKE GOLF LESSONS 90 - Enter a Steak-Eating Contest 91 - Learn Bar Tricks! 92 - Have a Shared Traumatic Experience 93 - Go to Brooklyn, Even When You Don’t Want To 94 - TAKE A FILM CLASS 95 - Sponsor a Summer League Baseball Player 96 - DON’T WRITE A BOOK ABOUT HOW TO FIND BOYFRIEND 97 - WRITE A BOOK ABOUT HOW TO FIND A BOYFRIEND 98 - Be the Last Woman Standing

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