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ALSO BY PENN JILLETTE
TITLE PAGE
COPYRIGHT
DEDICATION
EVERY DAY IS AN ATHEIST HOLIDAY
SOMETIMES A SHEET IS NOT JUST A GHOST
CANADIAN THANKSGIVING
HERE COME OUR “CELEBRITIES”—CUE THE FREEZING RAIN
NOVEMBER 9, 1909—EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD IS ENOUGH
I DEFY THE JAILS OF THE WORLD TO HOLD MY SON
AND SPEAKING OF . . . KEVIN POLLAK NEEDS TO PLAY HOUDINI IN A GREAT MOVIE
THANKSGIVING—IF YOU WON’T PUT YOUR DICK IN IT, I’M NOT GOING TO EAT IT
THE MAGICIAN STANDS LAZILY HALF NAKED BEFORE THE WORLD
A TELEPHONE CONVERSATION WITH GILBERT GOTTFRIED ON JANUARY 13, 2002
NEW YEAR’S DAY, GYMS, WHOREHOUSES, AND MOURNING WITH PROSTITUTES
MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. DAY—YOU CAN BE IN MY DREAM, IF I CAN BE IN YOURS (BOB DYLAN SAID THAT)
GROUNDHOG DAY
SICK DAYS
APRIL FOOLS' DAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
CHIQUITA BANANA WEDNESDAY
HAVE A NICE EASTER, YOU CHRISTIANS YOU
EASTER IS A HOLLOW WAXY CHOCOLATE RABBIT WHO SUFFERS IN AN UNSATISFYING WAY FOR YOUR SINS
HITCH AND TOMMY
MY FIRST FATHER’S DAY CARD
GRADUATION DAY—NOTHING IS FUNNY BUT PENN JILLETTE
“VISSI D’ARTE” EVEN ON THE CELEBRITY APPRENTICE
THE FOURTH OF JULY
MY SON’S MORALITY DOES NOT COME FROM GOD
THANKS
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
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