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Index
Title Page
Copyright
Contents
Epigraph
Foreword
Introduction
Chapter 1: The Job Interview
Chapter 2: A Debt Unpaid
Chapter 3: My First Five Years
Chapter 4: Six Years Old to Eight Years Old
Chapter 5: Eight Years Old to Thirteen Years Old
Chapter 6: Thirteen Years Old
Chapter 7: Driving to Las Vegas
Chapter 8: Starting Out
Chapter 9: My Greatest Gig
Chapter 10: Star Search
Chapter 11: The Plan
Chapter 12: Me, Gabe Veltri, and a Squid
Chapter 13: The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson
Chapter 14: Live from New York
Chapter 15: A Little Fame
Chapter 16: Winning Big
Chapter 17: First Week at Work
Chapter 18: The Trial
Chapter 19: Doing Time
Chapter 20: The Devil, You Say
Chapter 21: The Lost Days
Chapter 22: Meeting God
Chapter 23: Make a Wish
Chapter 24: Heading North
Chapter 25: A Wish Fulfilled
Chapter 26: Tiny White Coffin
Chapter 27: Leaving Las Vegas
Chapter 28: Weekend Update
Chapter 29: The Update Team
Chapter 30: Top 25 Weekend Update Jokes of All Time
Chapter 31: The Fat Man with the Artificial Hair
Chapter 32: Word for Word
Chapter 33: Way Outta Line: The Making of Dirty Work
Chapter 34: Mr. Warmth
Chapter 35: The Shoot
Chapter 36: Torn Apart
Chapter 37: The Bright White Light
Chapter 38: Fired from Update
Chapter 39: A Debt Incurred
Chapter 40: Flipping Coins
Chapter 41: After the Fall
Chapter 42: A Fancy Name for a Filthy Thing
Chapter 43: Escape!
Chapter 44: The Final Chapter
Chapter 45: Me, Myself, and I
The Last Part of the Whole Book
Dedication
Acknowledgments
About the Author
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