Chicken Soup for the Soul · My Crazy Familie by Newmark, Amy -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

Index

Cover Chapter 1: Eccentrics R Us

1: That Crazy Squirrel Lady 2: Now That’s Cheap 3: Secret Family Language 4: Clean Living 5: It’s All About the Dogs 6: Classically Driven 7: The Sighting 8: Give an Inch, Get a Mile 9: Starstruck 10: A Honey of a Christmas

Chapter 2: Mom Did What?

11: Swipe, Don’t Tap 12: Thanksgiving Dressing 13: Chinese Takeout 14: My First Board Meeting 15: Lucille Ball Junior 16: Saturated Patience 17: The Holiday Merger 18: A Table with a View 19: Dog Gone Clean 20: The Endless Summer

Chapter 3: Happily Ever Laughter

21: Everything’s Going South 22: The Mysterious Package 23: Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow 24: Quacking Up 25: March Madness 26: The Lost Key 27: Victoria’s Worst Kept Secret 28: Showing Off? 29: Hittin’ the Sauce 30: And the Award Goes to…

Chapter 4: We’re All Nuts Here

31: Holy Smoke! 32: It’s a Yoder Thing 33: My Incorrigible Uncle Bud 34: Double Jeopardy 35: Mistaken Identity 36: A Basket Full of Trouble 37: Flying Fish 38: The Gift that Keeps on Giving 39: Queen of the Porcelain Throne 40: The Zezimas’ Christmas Letter

Chapter 5: Childhood Hijinks

41: A Few More Gray Hairs 42: The Day My Kids Broke Out of Jail 43: Out of the Mouths of Babes 44: Be Careful What You Dream 45: Busted 46: A Nose for Trouble 47: Crazy about Her Brother 48: What Goes Around… 49: Drama in the Negev 50: Halloween in May

Chapter 6: Grand and Great

51: Granny’s on the News 52: Bubby Gets Her Way 53: Dragging the Gut 54: The Jacket 55: Toaster Perfection 56: She Did It Herself 57: Grandma Was a Nun 58: The College Fund 59: Gangsta Billy 60: All by Himself

Chapter 7: Sometimes You Just Have to Laugh

61: Never Tell Anyone 62: Saturday Morning Wrestling 63: The Spurs Don’t Suck 64: My Forward Thinking In-Laws 65: Can You Hear Me Now? 66: Papa’s Biggest Mistake 67: My Brother’s Haircut 68: Teaching an Old Dog New Tricks 69: Never Let a Genius Plan Your Funeral 70: Am I Dead Yet? 71: A Diamond in the Rough

Chapter 8: Blending In

72: When a Salad Is Not a Salad 73: Graduation with My Three Husbands 74: A Bountiful and Blessed Meal 75: Who’s Who? 76: R You Listening? 77: Stepping Up to the Plate 78: Just a Few Big Lies 79: One More Day 80: Counting to Five

Chapter 9: Family Fun

81: Flight of Fancy 82: Madeline the Mannequin 83: Gone On to a Better Place 84: A Cast of Five 85: Road-Trip Souvenir 86: My Carnival Summers 87: A Cruel Joke 88: Oleo Run 89: Hot Dog and Bun Conspiracy 90: The Family Vacation: A Cautionary Tale 91: A Very Mary Pat Christmas

Chapter 10: Now I Get It

92: The Deli Fella 93: My Two Grandmas 94: Threads that Bind 95: Outspoken and Outright Outrageous 96: Bio-Dad 97: Marry Her Off! 98: An Alarming Situation 99: My Mom the Worrier 100: The Head 101: My Dysfunctional Family

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