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Index
Cover
Title
Author's note
Contents
Introduction
I’m kind of a big deal
1. Reset your life by vowing never to tidy
The more you buy, the messier you can be
Quiz: are you too neat?
Never discard anything
2. The clutter blame game
The storage system conspiracy
Quiz: let's use logic to determine whether you need a storage system
CLUTTER REALITY CHECK: If you’re not having sex, it’s not because you’re messy
3. Leave your sh*t all over the house
HOME OFFICE: The messier the desk, the more creative the mind
BATHROOM: Indoor plumbing is a privilege. Don’t fu*k with it
KITCHEN: You have to eat to live, and that’s going to make a mess
PANTRY: Buy now, eat later
BEDROOM: A fu*king glorious mess
CLOSET: Does it have a door? Shut it
4. Dealing with the actual sh*t in your house
CLOTHES: Don’t fold them or they’ll wrinkle
LOUNGEWEAR: It’s all you should wear
PURSE: 90 items or fewer
SHOES: Keep them
Quiz: what's your clutter tolerance level?
KIDS: The very definition of messy
CATS: Buy more cats
DOGS: Ditto
BOOKS: Buy them, pile them
5. Leave some sh*t outside and in cyberspace
YARD: Keep plastic and broken stuff hidden behind the house. If there’s room
HOLIDAY DECORATIONS: Yes
Quiz: find your holiday clutter style here
CARS: Out the window or into the backseat
DIGITAL: Leave a big digital footprint
Quiz: find your email clutter style
6. Cherish your stuff but do not hoard
Quiz: how to tell if you're messy or a hoarder
Shopping is fun
In conclusion
Resources
Clutter checklist
Acknowledgments
Copyright
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