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SPORTS & FITNESS
Guys who insist on playing everything shirts & skins
Guys who are more comfortable nude at the gym than I am at home
Guys who verbally encourage themselves while working out
Obese guys who lose to skinny guys in eating competitions
Guys who know more about sports than we wish they did
Guys who work out with their girlfriends
Guys who know karate who've never kicked anyone's ass
Guys who still wonder how much we can bench
Guys who are way too into their company softball team
Guys in steam rooms with wandering eyes
Guy gym trainers with terrible bodies
Guys who bring their own pool sticks to bars
SEX & RELATIONSHIPS
Guys who say, “We're pregnant”
Oblivious third-wheel guys
Picky wingmen
Guys who keep reminding us of the time they had a threesome
Guys who insist a stripper was into them
Guys who propose to their girlfriends in hot air balloons
Guys who tell us how many times they beat off last night
Guys who include hookers in their lifetime tally of lays
Guys in pornos who don't wear condoms
Guys who wear T-shirts declaring their prowess with the female anatomy
Incredibly gay guys who are the last ones to know it
Guys who email us porn that haunts our dreams
GROOMING, HYGIENE & FASHION
Guys with Amish beards who aren't Amish
Guys with startling unibrows
Guys getting manicures in broad daylight
Guys with perfect perma-scruff
Guys who can't stop pitting
Guys who shave their balls
Balding guys who haven't shaved their heads yet
Guys who go to costume parties dressed as anything adorable
Guys who wear vintage clothes
Guys who wear winter hats indoors
ETIQUETTE
Guys who over-hug
Guys who won't acknowledge their lactose intolerance
Guys who strike up conversations at urinals
Practical joke guys who mistake danger for humor
Guys who try to get us to look at their giant turds
Guys who think we have a special handshake when we really don't
Guys who rub their friends’ shoulders
Old guys who fart and think we don't notice
Guys who bring more than one other guy to a party
Guys who actually think they do a good robot
Guys who try to get us to bet on everything
Guys who explode in public bathrooms
Guys who wear sunglasses during nonprofessional poker games
BARS, DRINKING & ENTERTAINMENT
Guys who try to turn every activity into a drinking activity
Guys in bars who pretend they're reading
Guys who pretend they're having a lot more fun than they really are
Guys who dodge paying for their round of drinks
Guys who impersonate Arnold Schwarzenegger
A-holes who work the doors at clubs
Guys in Vegas who insist on gambling despite being plastered
Barbacks who stand around while we need drinks
Guys who still quote The Holy Grail and/or Spinal Tap
Guys who always have a new shitty band for us to listen to
Guys who listen to Dave Matthews on purpose
Guys who dance with the girls dancing on the bar
FINAL EXAM
The Don't Be That Guy Quiz
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