Schmegoogle by Klein, Daniel -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

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Cover Title Copyright Contents Introduction Social Media and Technology

Cyberschmooze Schmegoogle Faceboopkes Faceshtick Tweetzpah Instaglitsh Instaschmutz Instaputz Instaschmeichlers E-Chazerai E-Chazerai-Schmerz Schnorrwebber Shmodom Purimshpieler’s Revenge Handle Hondel Punimetrics Electroshvindl Amazhlub Uber Menschlich Netfermischt So Nu? App Niche Shadkn Mini-Megillah Begoogled Oysshteler Schmelinkedin Hock App Schmutz App Bubbe Maiseh-Trap Online-In-Aroys

Family

Klutz Clan Ivy-Fashtupn Ivy-Fardeiget Bare Mitzvah Transmitzvah Cismitzvah B-Mitzvah Hemitzvah Roamitzvah Black Mitzvah Demigoy Matzah-Pizza Cashew Juslim Bisselbubbe Ersatzayde Chrismukkah Mogen David Dingle-Dangle Rebbe Krazy Katz Yiddishe Pooch Machatunausea Finster Pisher

Dating and Romance

Fartshepen Romantic Jewboo J-Drek J-Chaza J-Ganif Boychik Magnet Shpilksmooch The Brirh Barrier Shotgun Shadkn Shidduch Envy Hiskhayves-Nots Praktish Linking Zhlub Magnet Co-Utz Relationship Gorniship Brechvard Tryst Kvitch Switcher Date Fermischt Spreadsheet Online Dating Chutzpah Breadcrumbshpil Catfishpil Kittenfishpil Benching Benching Oysbeyg Message Jewfer Twofer Farputst Chazzer Benkshaft Romance Zudikphilic Vilde Chaye Libhober

Food and Weed

Meshuga-Nug Anti-Shpilkes Shpritz Baruch-A-Toke Farklobbered Cannabissel Fonferflowerer Ganjachazer Pot Shticker Cannabidolach Sederday Madness Blintz Krieg Moogoojew Briebrei Gnoshaholic Fressaholic Fauxglatt Blitzfress Schmearfusion Patshke Disorder Milchigas Challahday Meshugluten Présentation Panik Bafaln Schmendrink Balegula’s Balagula

Insults and Complaints

Neo-Shanda Hipkvetch Polischmerz Appschvitz Loch in Kop of Kindness Grepse For Thanks Fake-Kaktah Toxipupik Blankenshpiel Swollen Prostak Heymishcamer Schmutzlinguist Alter Kvetcher/Alter Kicker Alter Kockamamie Schmatta-Chic Kvellkill Ballebuster WASP Tam Mayn Eltere Shvester’s Tam Schlockbroker Schmatta Pants AI-Seykhl Lign in Drerd un Bakn Éclairs Feh! Fetishist Kibbitzoporific Slapshtick Schmortification

Health and Anxiety

Tchotchkompulsive Helio Hocker Tsuriasis Krank Crank Farshlepteh Cranky Gesuntnik Gesuntaholic Psych 101–Nik Oy-Yoy-Yoy-Yoyo Gifilted Schvitz Yoga Tsu Sakh Disorder Shpilkes Pills Farmisht Muscles Farklempt Disorder Hotzeplotz Phase Boomerang Broygus Tsurits Syndrome Umglick Shammer Vey-Is-Mir-Nik Binge Blechedich Schmalingerer

People You Meet

Kiboshibboleth Schmeglitchnik Ganifocrat Schmegridster Tzimmesocrat Piddle Kemfer Lantzmanish Oy-Oy-7 Tzaddik-Dick Vitzaddict Klutzcop Farfoilt Finder JewBu-Nik Phudnik Nebishottie Draycup of Human Kindness Shlum Schlump Selfie Schlemiel Botox Balegan

Alphabetical List of Terms Acknowledgments About the Author

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