One Hand Jerking by Krassner, Paul -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

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Praise Title Page Dedication Foreword Introduction ZEN BASTARD

HUMOR AS A SPIRITUAL PATH IRREVERENCE IS OUR ONLY SACRED COW IN PRAISE OF OFFENSIVE CARTOONS THE PARTS LEFT OUT OF THE REAGAN MOVIE WHY I’M OPTIMISTIC ABOUT THE FUTURE

GOT PORN?

SHOWING PINK PEE-WEE HERMAN MEETS PETE TOWNSHEND SATIRICAL PROPHECY THE MARRIAGE OF HIP-HOP AND PORNOGRAPHY PORN AND THE MANSON MURDERS EATING SHIT FOR FUN AND PROFIT

LISTS FOR THE LISTLESS

PREDICTIONS FOR 2004 BIZARRE SEXUALLY ORIENTED SPAM SUBJECT LINES TV SHOWS OF THE NEAR FUTURE

UNDER THE COUNTERCULTURE

MARIJUANA VS. CIGARETTES PREGNANCY AND POT BONG WARS: TOMMY CHONG AIN’T THE ONLY ONE THE TRIAL OF IRA EINHORN HIPPIES WITH CELL PHONES

ONE HAND JERKING

WELCOME TO THE MASTURBATE-A-THON VIRTUAL RAPE ON THE INTERNET MAILER ON MATING AND MASTURBATION THE ONANIST QUARTET

MAKE ME LAUGH

HOMER SIMPSON SUPPRESSED HARRY SHEARER STILL HEARS VOICES THE TRANSFORMATION OF DENNIS MILLER THE BALLAD OF LENNY THE LAWYER

PROLOGUE EPILOGUE

GAY RIGHTS AND WRONGS

BEFORE THERE WAS SAME-SEX MARRIAGE WHAT DOES BILL O’REILLY REALLY WANT?

9/11 AND THE INVASION OF IRAQ

THREATS AGAINST THE PRESIDENT PROPAGANDA WARS CONDOLEEZZA, LINDA AND MONICA I FORGET THE TITLE OF THIS

THE WAR ON INDECENCY

ARNOLD, MADONNA, DOONESBURY AND AN INTERNET PORN SCAM BLOW JOB BETTY WHEN JUSTIN MET JANET THE CRACKDOWN

BOOK RELATED ACTIVITIES

THE SECRET LIFE OF WALTER WINCHELL OCCULT JEOPARDY TRASHING THE RIGHT TO READ JEWS IN THE NEWS A MELLOW HOWL THE COMMUNAL TRUTH

REBELS WITH CAUSES

MAE, WE HARDLY KNEW YE STEVE EARLE: STICKING TO HIS PRINCIPLES THE IRONIC ORDEAL OF DR. L. AN INTERVIEW WITH ROBERT ANTON WILSON SCOOP, HOLLY AND ME

BODY PARTS

BOOBS IN THE NOOZ DOLLY PARTON’S TITS THE GREAT FORESKIN CONSPIRACY THE WAR AGAINST PLEASURE MISSING FROM THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES

BRAIN DAMAGE CONTROL

SWIMMING IN THE DEAD POOL BEHIND THE INFAMOUS TWINKIE DEFENSE THE RISE OF SIRHAN SIRHAN IN THE SCIENTOLOGY HIERARCHY CAMPAIGN IN THE ASS AND OTHER UNFORGIVING MINUTES

SCHWARZENEGGER AND STEWART DEFYING CONVENTIONS THE PRICE OF WATER MARTIAL MUSIC SEPTEMBER SURPRISE FLUNKING OUT SECRET STORM A KINDER, GENTLER PAPER FIRE DAN RATHER SCENE OF THE CRIME KERRY AND THE SEX WORKER DUELING IMPRESSIONISTS THE RAPTURE PRESIDENT SILKEN TWINE DOUBLE AGENT CHILLING EFFECTS SAVE THE TOMATO CHILDREN KERIK’S NANNY T-SHIRT TROUBLES BITE YOUR TONGUE FUZZY MATH EXPLOITING FEAR NONPARTISAN HARASSMENT TWISTED PRIORITIES SPRINGTIME FOR HARRY SEX BOMBS CONDOMS R US GRAMMYS, SHRAMMYS PROVOCATIVE PROFESSOR ROONEY’S ASS THE FEAR OF FICTION THE END OF JOURNALISM KARL ROVE LOVES JEFF GANNON FAST FOOD IN THE FAST LANE JOHNNIE COCHRAN MEETS DR. HIP ACQUITTING WATERMELON ORAL SEX ON THE RISE THE UPSIDE OF OUTRAGE PRIDE AND PARANOIA DUELING MEMORIES CONFESSIONS OF A RACIST

THE RUMPLEFORESKIN AWARDS FOR 2004 THE DEVIL IN THE DESERT BLOWING DEADLINES WITH HUNTER THOMPSON

POSTSCRIPT: THE MEDIA MORTUARY

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