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COVER
TITLE PAGE
WELCOME
DEDICATION
THE MEMORY BOOK
WHAT MRS. TOWNSEND WAS PROBABLY LOOKING AT
WHITE MALE PHILOSOPHERS WHO (BASED ON THEIR PORTRAITS) I/WE WOULD MAKE OUT WITH
SHAH DOLCE VITA
THE WAITING ROOM
NOT TOO SICK, OR HOW TO AVOID BEING ON A WEBSITE IN A TROPICAL SHIRT
THE REVENGE OF COOPER LIND
AFFIRMATIVE CASE FOR ATTENDING ROSS NERVIG’S PARTY FRIDAY NIGHT: AN EXPLORATION INTO TEEN SOCIAL HABITS UNDER THE GUISE OF DEBATE PREPARATION
THE UNEXPECTED PARTY
THE DEATH DRIVE
ROY, ROY, ROY
WHICH KIND OF TREE AM I—AM I EVEN IN THE FOREST?
OH MY GOD
THOUGHTS
BY ALL ACCOUNTS, HERE’S HOW NATIONALS SHOULD UNFOLD:
LIFE DURING WARTIME
SO IT BEGINS
SUCK IT
UNTITLED
FUCK IT
SERIOUSLY, FUCK THIS
TRUTH BOMBS
QUASIMODO RETURNS TO THE BELL TOWER
SPEAKING OF PITS OF DESPAIR, DON’T SPEAK
TASK FORCE
YES, YES, YES
NO ONE CARES AS MUCH AS WE DO
UUGGHHGHGHGHGGGGHHHHHH
ALTERNATIVE RESOURCES, PHASE ONE
A SCENE FROM PROVINCIAL LIFE: IN WHICH MOM SWITCHES TEAMS (FOR NOW)
COME ON
JUST A TUESDAY, LIKE ANY OTHER TUESDAY
HUMANS HAVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR CENTURIES: A LESSON IN ANATOMY
COOPER LIND’S GUIDE TO ALTERNATIVE RESOURCES
LOOK, TEXTS FROM STUART SHAH
BLUE RASPBERRY
ALTERNATIVE RESOURCES, PHASE TWO
BIKINI BOTTOM
THE CLOCK HANGS IN THE JUNGLE
PDA
LAST FINAL, LAST DAY OF SCHOOL
BUT WHAT IF IT’S NOT
UNTITLED, IN A GOOD WAY
I HAD TO WIPE THE SWEAT OFF MY PALMS ON MY DRESS SO I COULD TYPE
YOU CAN TAKE IT FROM HERE
RUNNING
PLEASE
I DIDN’T DIE
WHAT HAPPENED
COOPER WAS KIND OF RIGHT
THREE NEW MESSAGES
GRATITUDE
HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO
LUCID DREAMING
CAPTAIN STICKMAN
OOOOOOHHHHHH
MRS. TOWNSEND: THE SEQUEL
TEXTS FROM STUART SHAH, NPC EDITION
THAT MONSTER WOMAN THEY KEEP IN THE ATTIC IN THAT ONE BOOK
HOT, STILL, AMERICAN INDEPENDENCE DAY
SO I DID
THE MIRACLE OF SCIENCE
EVERY DAY THIS SUMMER HAS BEEN SUCH GOOD WEATHER, EVEN WHEN IT STORMS
COOP’S GCHAT ATTEMPT TO MAKE ME THINK LOSING MY MEMORY IS NOT SO BAD
KIDS WILL BE KIDS (THAT WAS A GOAT PUN)
WHEW!
TOMORROW
HIGHWAY 89 REVISITED
BAD
BIG WORLD
A LETTER I HAVEN’T SENT
STUART SHAH, NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER
MASS
I WISH I HAD DONE THIS FOUR YEARS AGO
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
TABLE OF CONTENTS
COPYRIGHT
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