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Index
Title Page
Contents
Copyright
Dedication
ABOUT THIS GUIDE
1. THE FIRST THING NO ONE TOLD YOU
2. FINDING OUT
3. YOUR DUE DATE
4. NINE MONTHS
5. WHEN TO TELL THE WORLD
6. THE FUCKING MILKMAN
7. THE RIGHT TO COMPLAIN
8. YOUR FIRST SONOGRAM
9. YOUR FIRST SONOGRAM - THE TWIN VERSION
10. YOU BECOME NOBODY
11. FINE, ABOUT THE WAND
12. THE ADVANCED SONOGRAM
13. THE BABY CLASS
14. SHOPPING: YOUR FIRST BABY FIGHT
THE LIST
15. WHAT’S NOT ON THE LIST
16. NAMING YOUR CHILD
17. THE NURSERY
18. BRAXTON HICKS
19. YOU’RE CUT OFF
20. PACKING FOR THE HOSPITAL
21. HONEY, IT’S TIME
22. SOME THINGS HOSPITALS DON’T LIKE YOU TO DO
23. DELIVERY - NATURAL
24. DELIVERY - C-SECTION
25. THEY’RE WATCHING YOU
26. MILESTONES: YOUR BABY’S FIRST CRAP
27. GOING HOME
28. LET’S TALK ABOUT SHIT
29. THE FIRST NIGHT
30. SLEEPING LIKE A BABY
31. DIAPERS
32. GETTING OUT OF EVERYTHING
33. BOTTLES
34. MAKING NOISE
35. YOU’RE GOING TO DO SOMETHING STUPID AND INSENSITIVE WHILE THINKING IT’S A GOOD IDEA
36. TIME FOR YOURSELF
37. ROLLING OVER AND THE RELATED HYSTERICS
38. SMILING BACK
39. IT’S BACK ON
40. FOCUS
41. MOVIES WITH PRINCESSES THAT DON’T SUCK
42. SITTING UP
43. WATCH YOUR JUNK
44. TEETHING
45. IS YOUR CHILD EVIL?
46. BABY PROOFING
47. MOBILITY
48. LET’S TALK ABOUT SHIT, AGAIN
49. FIRST MOMENT OF COGNITION
50. BAD WORDS
51. TALKING
52. MORE THAN A FATHER
53. THE END
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