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Index
Cover
Title Page
Dedication
Chapter 1 - Never Tell a Man Your Age
Chapter 2 - The Heart and Its Insufferable Wants
Chapter 3 - Some Thoughts on Being a Mess
Chapter 4 - Yogi Naryana Tell me What to Do!
Chapter 5 - The Apple of My Eye
Chapter 6 - For God’s Sake, Stop Drinking Espressos
Chapter 7 - At My Age
Chapter 8 - A Lesson in Self-torment
Chapter 9 - Half-baked Truths
Chapter 10 - Last Days of the Ancien Régime
Chapter 11 - What to Expect When you Fall Down a Well
Chapter 12 - Away in the Manger
Chapter 13 - A Brief Note About Looking After a Dog
Chapter 14 - I Know How Men in Exile Feed on Dreams
Chapter 15 - The Element of Surprise
Chapter 16 - The Way to a Man’s Heart
Chapter 17 - The Ideal Husband
Chapter 18 - A Brief Note About the Seventh Month of Pregnancy
Chapter 19 - A Man’s Labor
Chapter 20 - Of Weaver Birds and Women
Chapter 21 - Confinement 1. the act or an instance of confining; the state of being confined, 2. the time of a woman’s giving birth.
Chapter 22 - How We Come Alive
Chapter 23 - The Modern Christening
Chapter 24 - I Envy Calvin’s Penis, Dr. Freud. Why Doesn’t He Envy My Sleep Deprivation and Hemorrhoids?
Chapter 25 - Holy Cow
Chapter 26 - The Thing About Motherhood
Chapter 27 - Lamentations
Chapter 28 - A Woman’s Work
Chapter 29 - Penny’s Library
Chapter 30 - When Nothing is Wrong
Chapter 31 - I Don’t Know How She Does it
Chapter 32 - A Fruitful Conversation
Chapter 33 - The Point of the Exercise
Chapter 34 - The Affair of the Croque Monsieur Sandwich Maker
Chapter 35 - At Home in the Clan Stanley Puddie
Chapter 36 - Let Us Talk Now of Appliances
Chapter 37 - True Love at Last
Chapter 38 - Bingo Brain
Chapter 39 - A Brief Note About the Shoplifting Habits of Infants
Chapter 40 - What We Fear
Chapter 41 - What We Wish For
Chapter 42 - What We Live For
Chapter 43 - And Then We Lived Happily Ever After
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