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PARODIES OF THE WORKS OF ENGLISH & AMERICAN AUTHORS, PREFACE. INDEX. PARODIES OF THE WORKS OF ENGLISH & AMERICAN AUTHORS, INTRODUCTION. Alfred Tennyson.

TIMBUCTOO.—PART I. ORIANA. MARIANA. THE WEDDING DRESS. CAROLINE. THE LAUREATE. THE MERMAID. THE POET (OF THE PERIOD). MATRIMONIAL EXPEDIENCY. MAUD. THE WHITEBAIT-EATERS. CHORIC SONG. A DREAM OF FAIR WOMEN. An Extract from the original MARGARET. MARY ANN. THE BITER BIT. THE MAY QUEEN CORRECTED—May, 1879. CARTED AWAY. THE MAY OF THE QUEEN. THE PLAY KING. A MEDLEY FOR MONDAY. VOYAGE DE GUILLAUME.—A FRAGMENT. THE MODERN LADY GODIVA. BREAK, BREAK, BREAK. TO MY SCOUT. THE BATHER'S DIRGE. THE MUSICAL PITCH. TENNYSON AT BILLINGSGATE IN 1882. BACCHANALIAN DREAMINGS. THE NEW ŒNONE.—AN EPIC FRAGMENT. THE BOW STREET GRANGE. THE BALLAD OF BOREÄNA. TENNYSON'S The Palace of Art, commences thus:— THE PALACE OF ART. THE QUEEN OF THE FÊTE. ELECTIONS' EVE! A DREAM OF FAIR WOMEN. THE LAY OF THE LOVELORN. VAUXHALL. A CHARACTER. RICHMOND, 1856. MAUD IN THE GARDEN. ANTI-MAUD.

THE LAST PEER.

BARON ALFRED VERE DE VERE. HOME THEY BROUGHT. THE RECOGNITION. IN IMMEMORIAM. A FAREWELL. A FAREWELL. ODE TO ALDGATE PUMP. THE UNDERGRAD. THE TINKER. THE RINKER CHARGE OF THE LIGHT (IRISH) BRIGADE. LINES SENT TO THE LATE CHARLES BUXTON, M.P., WITH MY FAVOURITE HUNTER, WHITE-MIST. IN THE SCHOOLS AT OXFORD. TO AN EXAMINER. A WELCOME TO ALEXANDRA. BRITANNIA'S WELCOME TO THE ILLUSTRIOUS STRANGER. THE INSTITUTION OF MECHANICAL ENGINEERS. THE TWO HUNDRED. "THE HALF HUNDRED" (OF COALS). THE DOCTOR'S HEAVY BRIGADE. L'ENVOY. THE CHARGE OF THE BLACK BRIGADE.[3] AT THE MAGDALEN GROUND. CHARGE OF THE FAIR BRIGADE. THE CHARGE OF THE "BUSTLE." OUR BOYS. THE CHARGE OF THE "RAD." BRIGADE. A LAY OF THE LAW COURTS. THE LATEST CHARGE. THE REVENGE. RETRIBUTION—A XIXTH CENTURY BALLAD OF THE SLOE. SLOPS ALL ROUND! DRINKS ALL ROUND. THE LAUREATE'S LAST LYRIC; OR, NORTHAMPTON' FREEMEN. SIR EGGNOGG. THE PLAYERS. 1865-1866. A PARODY, "THE VICTIM." THE THREE COURSES OF ACHILLES. UNFORTUNATE MISS BAILEY.

In Memoriam.

PUNCH TO SALISBURY. THE RINKER'S SOLACE. BEHIND TIME. A LAUREATE'S LOG. COUSIN AMY'S VIEW.

SPECIMENS OF MODERN POETS.

THE HEPTALOGIA; OR, THE SEVEN AGAINST SENSE. A CAP WITH SEVEN BELLS. THE CHARGE OF THE LIGHT BRIGADE. THE CHARGE OF THE GOWNSMEN. "THE CHARGE OF THE LIGHT BALLET." TRAGIC EPISODE IN AN OMNIBUS. THE LAUREATE IN PARLIAMENT. A DREAM OF QUEER WOMEN. A DREAM OF FAIR WOMEN AND OTHERS. A DREAM OF FAIR WOMEN. THE LAY OF THE SEVENTH TOURNAMENT. THE BACHELOR'S RETURN. TIT FOR TAT. THE CLERK. THE BUGLE SONG. SONG OF THE IRWELL. THE BAGGAGE MAN. HARD TIMES. THE SPITEFUL LETTER. FROM A.....N S......E. FROM W..T W..TM..N. SONG OF THE UNSUCCESSFUL STOCK EXCHANGE SPECULATOR THE LAWYER'S SOLILOQUY. A TENNYSONIAN LYRIC. THE EXCURSION TRAIN. THE MINISTERS AT GREENWICH. THE AMIABLE DUN. MR. CHARLES STEWART CALVERLEY.

H. W. Longfellow.

A PSALM OF LIFE ASSURANCE. THE PSALM OF FICTION. MISS M. TO MR. GREEN. BACHELOR'S LIFE. THE MAIDEN'S DREAM OF LIFE. ON CAMPBELL'S "Lives of the Chancellors." THE MONTHLY PARODIES. LONGFELLOW. A NOBLE AMBITION. THE LIBERAL PSALM OF LIFE. A PSALM OF LIFE AT SIXTY. TO MY SCOUT AT BREAKFAST. A FRAGMENT. BEWARE! "TAKE CARE." BEWARE! BEWARE! THE VILLAGE BLACKSMITH. THE VILLAGE BLACKSMITH AS HE IS. THE NIGHT POLICEMAN. THE VILLAGE GROG SHOP. THE ENGLISH JUDGE. THE VILLAGE BEAUTY. THE BRITISH M. P. THE VILLAGE PAX. THE VILLAGE WOODMAN. HIAWATHA. APOLOGY FOR THERE BEING NO PREFACE. THE SONG OF DROP O' WATHER. I. DROP O' WATHER'S CHILDHOOD. II. DROP O' WATHER AND PUDGY-WHEEZY. XIII. DROP O' WATHER'S DEPARTURE. SONG OF IN-THE-WATER. SONG OF LOWER-WATER. THE WALLFLOWERS. THE SONG OF NICOTINE. THE BUMP SUPPER. THE LEGEND OF KEN-E-LI. THE SONG OF THE BEETLE. THE HUNTING OF CETEWAYO. HIAWATHA'S PHOTOGRAPHING. THE LAWN-TENNIS PARTY AT PEPPERHANGER. THE SONG OF HIAWATHA. SHORTFELLOW SUMS UP LONGFELLOW. THE WAGNER FESTIVAL. EXCELSIOR. EXCELSIOR IN "PIDGIN ENGLISH." TOPSIDE GALAH! EXEXOLOR. THE THEATRE. EXCELSIOR. "CLEAN YOUR DOOR-STEP, MARM?" YE MAYDEN AND YE EGGE. THOSE HORRID SCHOOLS. THAT THIRTY-FOUR. TOBACCO SMOKE! "OBSTRUCTIONISTS." ENDYMION. A "COMMON" GRIEVANCE; OR, OUR OPEN SPACES AND OUR ÆDILES. 13, CROSS CHEAPING. PILOSAGINE. OZOKERIT. CURFEW. CLOSE OF THE SEASON. THE END. THE BRIDGE. THE BRIDGE (By Longus Socius.) THE RINK. THE WHITEFRIARGATE BRIDGE. SUNSET. THE SLAVE'S DREAM. THE SWELL'S DREAM; OR, WHAT HIS HEIR WOULD LIKE TO BRING ABOUT. SONG OF THE SILENT LAND. SONG OF THE IRISH LAND! THE NORMAN BARON. THE REPENTANT BARON. ODE TO TOBACCO. THE DERBY WEEK. QUEEN SIGRID THE HAUGHTY. THE SAGA OF THE SKATERMAN. NAUVOO. THE SEWING-MACHINE. THE SONG OF BIG BEN. THE LORDS. THE COMMONS. THE SONG OF PAHTAHQUAHONG. PIAMATER. A PLUMBER. THE POETS ON THE MARRIAGE WITH A DECEASED WIFE'S SISTER BILL. DYSPEPSIA. THE FATE OF THE WINTER RIDER. THE SETTLER'S VERSION OF EXCELSIOR. WHAT IS IN AN AIM. PICNIC-ALINE. TOWN AND GOWN. A VOICE FROM THE FAR WEST, SISTER BEATRICE (A.D. uncertain).

Charles Wolfe.

THE BURIAL OF SIR JOHN MOORE. LES FUNÉRAILLES DE BEAUMANOIR. ODE ON THE DEATH AND BURIAL OF THE CONSTITUTION. LINES, (AFTER WOLFE) "GRAVE SENTIT ARATRUM." PARODY ON "THE BURIAL OF SIR JOHN MOORE." THE FLIGHT OF O'NEILL, THE INVADER OF CANADA. "RUNNING HIM IN." THE MURDER OF "MACBETH." THE BURIAL OF THE TITLE, "QUEEN." THE BURIAL OF THE MASHER. NEVER JOHN MOORE; OR, THE REJECTED SUITOR. A FUNERAL AFTER SIR JOHN MOORE'S, FURNISHED BY AN UNDERTAKER.

Thomas Hood.

TRIALS AND TROUBLES OF A TOURIST. THE SONG OF THE SPURT. THE DRIPPING SHEET. SONG OF THE SHEET. THE SONG OF THE STREET. THE SONG OF THE STUMP. THE SONG OF THE FLIRT. THE SONG OF THE WIRE. THE SONG OF LOVE. THE SONG OF THE CRAM. THE SLAVE OF THE PEN. THE SONG OF THE SWORD. THE SONG OF A SOT. THE SONG OF "THE CASE." THE SONG OF THE TURK IN 1877. THE SONG OF THE FLIRT. THE JANITOR'S SONG. THE SONG OF THE SHIRK. THE BROOD ON THE BEARD. "THE SONG OF THE DIRT." THE WAIL OF A PROOF-READER. THE BITTER CRY! I REMEMBER, I REMEMBER. NURSERY REMINISCENCES. A REMINISCENCE. I REMEMBER, I REMEMBER. THE BRIDGE OF SIGHS. ONE MORE UNFORTUNATE. THE HAIR OF THE DEAD. THE RINK OF SIGHS. THE LAST APPEAL, 1878. BOOTS OF SIZE. THE SONG OF THE LINES. THE SONG OF THE DRUNKARD. THE SONG OF "THE PRICKLY HEAT." ABOUT THE WEATHER. THE DREAM OF EUGENE ARAM. THE FALL OF THE EMINENT I. FIRST PRIZE. SECOND PRIZE. A NICE YOUNG MAN FOR A SMALL PARTY. A FEW WORDS ON POETS IN GENERAL, AND ONE IN PARTICULAR. THE HAUNTED LIMBO.

Bret Harte.

PLAIN LANGUAGE FROM TRUTHFUL JAMES. THE HEATHEN PASS-EE. A KISS IN THE DARK. THAT GERMANY JEW ST. DENYS OF FRANCE (A.D. 272). THAT INFIDEL EARL! FURTHER LANGUAGE FROM TRUTHFUL JAMES. REMARKS ABOUT OTHELLO. TRUTHFUL JAMES'S SONG OF THE SHIRT. THE BLOOMIN' FLOWER OF RORTY GULCH.

C. Wolfe's Ode.

A MOONLIGHT FLIT. THE BURIAL OF PANTOMIME. THE BURIAL OF PHILIP VAN ARTEVELDE. THE BURIAL OF THE BILLS. A TALE OF A TUB.

Alfred, Lord Tennyson.

THE HAYMARKET THEATRE ON THE OCCASION OF THE REVIVAL OF A DULL OLD FIVE-ACT PLAY. THE EXILED LONDONER. LORD TOMNODDY IN THE FINAL SCHOOLS. A FRAGMENT. AUGUST THE TWELFTH. MALA-FIDE TRAVELLERS. A FRAGMENT—COMPOSED IN A DREAM. THE M.P. ON THE RAILWAY COMMITTEE. CIRCUMSTANCE. CIRCUMSTANCE. THE PALACE OF ART. THE PALACE OF ART. THE WAR. INTO THEM GOWN.[10] CAPTAIN FALCON OF THE GUARDS. THE RUSSIAN CZAR. LADY CLARA VERE DE VERE; LADY CLARA IN THE SOUTH. A MAY DREAM OF THE FEMALE EXAMINATION. MRS. HENRY FAWCETT ON THE UNIVERSITY EDUCATION OF WOMEN, APRIL, 1884. THE DRAY QUEEN. THE DRAY QUEEN. THE MAY QUEEN. THE SIGHT-SEEING EMPEROR. THE PENGE MYSTERY TRIAL. THE WELSHER'S LAMENT. THE MODERN MAY QUEEN. THE MAY EXAM. NEW-YEAR'S EVE. CONCLUSION. THE PREMIER'S LAMENT. THE NEW LORD MAYOR. THE LORD MAYOR TO THE LADY MAYORESS. THE LAST LORD MAYOR TO HIS FAVOURITE BEADLE. THE EVE OF THE GENERAL ELECTION. TORY LORD TO DITTO DITTO ON THE EVE OF THE INTRODUCTION OF THE FRANCHISE BILL INTO THE UPPER HOUSE. ON THE EVE OF A DEBATE ON THE FRANCHISE BILL. THE PREMIER TO MRS. GLADSTONE. THE PROMISE OF MAY!

THE GLOBE THEATRE.

"THE PROMISE OF MAY." NEITHER RHYME NOR REASON; THE LAUREATE'S LATEST. A DREAM OF GREAT PLAYERS. THE LORD OF BURLEIGH. THE FAITHLESS PEELER. THE LORD OF BURLEIGH. A BURLINGTON HOUSE BALLAD. THE MAY QUEEN OF 1879, AS SHE MIGHT HAVE BEEN. THE NEW UMBRELLA. PAM UPON THE HEIGHTS. LORD BEACONSFIELD AS TITHONUS. WHAT LOCKSLEY HALL SAID BEFORE HE PASSED HIS OXFORD RESPONSIONS, BATTUE SHOOTING. GODIVA. THE VOYAGE. THE LAY OF THE DRENCHED ONE. RHYME FOR ROGERS.

ENOCH ARDEN,

ENOCH ARDEN ENOCH'S "HARD 'UN." AFTER TENNYSON'S "GRANDMOTHER." KEEPING TERM AFTER COMMEMORATION. THE MAIDEN'S LAMENT. OUR RIVER (A TENNYSONIAN IDYLL). OLD FATHER THAMES, loq. THE (NORTH) BROOK. PEERS, IDLE PEERS. TO AN IMPORTUNATE HOST. SONG. SONG. THE "LIGHT" CAVALIER'S CHARGE. THE CHARGE OF THE COURT BRIGADE. THE BATTLE OF BARTLEMY'S. CHARGE OF THE LIGHT BRIGADE. (No. 2.) ON THE RINK. HOW A HUNDRED GUESTS MET THEIR DEATH. A WELCOME TO ALEXANDRA. OZOKERIT. IN MEMORIAM TECHNICAM. A NEW CHRISTMAS SONG. A NEW RING. THE COMING MANNIKIN. THE POET'S BIRTH: A MYSTERY. By the P—t L—te. MAUD, AND OTHER POEMS.

Midsummer Madness,

AN EXTRACT (NOT) FROM TENNYSON'S "MAUD." GRANNY'S HOUSE. THE SQUATTER'S 'BACCY FAMINE. THE VOICE AND THE PIQUE. THE PLAINT OF THE PLUMBER AND BUILDER. SOLO BY THE PLUMBER. LIBERAL LYRICS. A LONG WAY AFTER LORD TENNYSON'S "BROOK." THE TRAIN. SONG SUPPOSED TO BE SUNG BY MR. BURNE-JONES. COME INTO "THE GARDEN," MAUD! ANGLING IN THE RYE. A PARODY. TEARS, IDLE TEARS. AN IDYLL OF PHATTE AND LEENE. THE PASSING OF M'ARTHUR. GARNET. JACK SPRATT. THE LAST HAT LEFT. THE CITY MONTENEGRO. RIZPAH, 1883. DISGUST: A DRAMATIC MONOLOGUE. THE POETASTERS: A DRAMATIC CANTATA.

The Reverend Charles Wolfe. PARODIES OF "THE BURIAL OF SIR JOHN MOORE."

THE DEATH OF THE "CHILDERSES." THE BURIAL OF THE SEASON. THE BURIAL OF MY FELLOW LODGER'S BANJO. THE FATE OF GENERAL GORDON. THE FUNERAL OF ONE MORE VICTIM AT MONTE CARLO. THE BURIAL OF THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON. THE BURIAL OF THE BACHELOR. THE MARRIAGE OF SIR FREDERICK BOORE. A VISIT OF WORKING MEN TO THE HEALTH EXHIBITION. THE REMOVAL OF THE HOUSE OF LORDS. THE SPINSTER HOUSEHOLDER MARTYR, OR THE MAN IN POSSESSION. THE MURDER OF A BEETHOVEN SONATA. THE BURIAL OF THE PAUPER. A MEMBER OF A DEFEATED CRICKET ELEVEN loq. THE MARRIAGE OF SIR JOHN SMITH.

Thomas Hood.

THE SONG OF THE HORSE. THE SONG OF THE POST. THE SONG OF THE DANCE. THE SONG OF THE SOLDIER'S SHIRT. THE SONG OF THE PEN. FOOTNOTES:

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