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Index
Cover
Also by this author
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Contents
PART ONE
The Book I Said I Wouldn’t Write
Tomorrow’s Fish and Chip Paper
Dogshit and Diamonds
Effete Southern Wankers
The Only Thing Worse than Being Talked About is Not Being Talked About
Style is the Art of Omission
Breakfast at Heathrow
Person versus Persona
PART TWO
The Poison Tree
The Only Thing that’s Special About Us is What We Leave Behind
We Love, We Tire, We Move On
Anything Can Happen in Life, Especially Nothing
PART THREE
Everyone Who Has Ever Loved Me Has Been at Some Time Disappointed
Crouchenders
It Sounds Like the Fucking Smurfs
Go to His House and Kill His Cat
PART FOUR
Quiet Ruin
The Little Old Beetle Goes Round and Round until He Ends Up Right Up Tight to the Nail
It Dies in the White Hours of Young-leafed June
We Don’t Have to Live Like This
PART FIVE
I Drown in the Drumming Ploughland
Five Get into a Fix
What Will Survive of Us is Love
Credits
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