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Index
Cover
Title Page
Copyright Page
Dedication
Contents
What Is the Point of This Book?
Growing a Human
Sometimes You Have to Say Goodbye
Getting the Human Out
I Don’t Know What I’m Doing
Get Some New Mates
How to Get Your Baby to Sleep through the Night
“We Don’t like Peas!”
The Milestones That Matter
One for the Dads
The Change
Filling up the Day
Goodbye Sweet Naps
I Want It All (but I’m Messing Everything Up)
“Let It Poo!”
Take Two
Bedtime Fuckwittery
The Chickenpox Diaries
I’m Still Here, I’m Still Me
We’re All Going on a Summer Helliday
Me and My Sidekicks
Kids and Hangovers—Blurgh
Your Children and the General Public
Now and Then
The Queen of Empty Threats
Just Let Go
Starting School—What’s the Deal?
The Seven Stages of Sleep Deprivation
The Beforetime
“I Will Never Leave You”
Things (I Think) I Want My Kids to Know
Acknowledgments
Funniest Tantrums Competition
About the Author
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