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The Umpire
RIPPLING RHYMES
To Suit The Times All Sorts of Themes Embracin' Some Gay Some Sad Some not so Bad
AS WRITTEN BY
Chicago A. C. McCLURG & CO. 1913
To GEORGE MATTHEW ADAMS
ONE MOMENT, PLEASE!
CONTENTS
ILLUSTRATIONS
The Umpire . . . . . . . . . Frontispiece
The Gloomy Fan
The Buccaneers
The Sleeper Wakes
The Conqueror
The Old Timer
MORNING IN KANSAS
EDITORIAL INFLUENCE
FARM MACHINERY
THE STRONG MEN
THE SNOWY DAY
THE POOR MAN'S CLUB
WORDS AND DEEDS
A DAY OF REST
USE YOUR HEAD
THE GLOOMY FAN
The Gloomy Fan
THE PURIST
QUALIFICATIONS
THE POMPOUS MAN
INEFFICIENT MEN
LIFE'S INJUSTICE
THE POLITICIAN
RANDOM SHOTS
LOOK PLEASANT, PLEASE!
COURAGE
PLAY BALL
THE OLD SONGS
GUESSING VS. KNOWING
WHEN WOMEN VOTE
THE AGENT AT THE DOOR
GOOD AND BAD TIMES
BUCCANEERS
(The Pirate of 1612)
(The Pirate of 1912)
Buccaneers
ST. PATRICK'S DAY
NAMING THE BABY
WON AT LAST
I.
II.
III.
IV.
V.
THE GREATEST THING
THE UMPIRE
THE TWO MERCHANTS
TODAY'S MOTTO
SOME PROTESTS
THE WORKERS
THE UTILITARIAN
FIRESIDE ADVENTURES
HUNTING A JOB
OLD AND NEW
THE HANDY EDITOR
THE SLEEPER WAKES
The Sleeper Wakes
IN HORSELAND
INAUGURATION DAY, 1913
PRAYER OF THE HEATHEN
THEORY AND PRACTICE
FOOL AND SAGE
THEN AND NOW
THE SLEEPER
FOOLING AROUND
GUESS WHO!
TRYING AGAIN
ICONOCLASM
GATHERING ROSES
THE FUTURE SPORT
TAKING ADVICE
POST-MORTEM INDUSTRY
THE CONQUEROR
The Conqueror
THE TRUTHFUL MERCHANT
STANDING PAT
THE OUTCAST
ODE TO KANSAS
DOMESTIC HAPPINESS
CELEBRITIES
THE VIRTUOUS EDITOR
THIS DISMAL AGE
BOOST THINGS
THE ADVENTURER
THEY ALL COME BACK
HOME BUILDERS
FAILURE AND SUCCESS
THE OPEN ROAD
Romance
Reality
THE MILLIONAIRES
LITTLE MISTAKES
EASY MORALITY
THE CRITIC
THE OLD TIMER
The Old Timer
THE BRIGHT FACE
LADIES AND GENTS
AUTUMN JOYS
THE LAND OF BORES
SKILLED LABOR
AN EDITORIAL SOLILOQUY
YOUTHFUL GRIEVANCES
SUNDAY
JOHN BARLEYCORN
CHRISTMAS DAY
A CRANK'S THANKSGIVING
THE BRIEF VISIT
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