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Index
Cover
About the Book
Contents
Title Page
Dedication
Chapter 1: The Trouble with Flying Polar Bears
Chapter 2: Dishpigs
Chapter 3: Ten Reasons Being with Regular People Is Okay
Chapter 4: You Too Can Become a Man of Experience!
Chapter 5: I’m Just a Teenage Hormone Zombie!
Chapter 6: The Galactic Federation of Boredom
Chapter 7: Pushing the Envelope
Chapter 8: The Letter
Chapter 9: Flashback Time!
Chapter 10: Uh-huh, Oh Yeah!
Chapter 11: Houston, We Have a Problem
Chapter 12: The Clincher
Chapter 13: Donatello Death Match
Chapter 14: Fast Forward
Chapter 15: This Is Your Johnno Speaking
Chapter 16: Uh-oh
Chapter 17: Bigbottom Creek: Getaway to Absolutely Nothing
Chapter 18: Where’s Ellie?
Chapter 19: Welcome to Bigbottom Creek
Chapter 20: I’m Not Much of a Talker …
Chapter 21: Never Share a Room with a Farty Brazilian
Chapter 22: Zombie Apocalypse Breakfast
Chapter 23: Fun
Chapter 24: Attaching Strings to the Knees of Giant Moths
Chapter 25: Turn Me Over, I’m Done
Chapter 26: The Other Guys
Chapter 27: The Strange Case of Rafe’s Disappearing Butt
Chapter 28: I’m an Artist, Get Me Outta Here!
Chapter 29: Cool with a Chance of Human Sacrifice
Chapter 30: Choose Your Enemies Wisely
Chapter 31: Kamp Kulture
Chapter 32: Meet Me at the Billabong, Betty
Chapter 33: Don’t Feed the Dingoes
Chapter 34: Boofboom
Chapter 35: Remember That Scene in Jurassic Park?
Chapter 36: The Stink from Beyond the Beyond
Chapter 37: Playing It Cool
Chapter 38: Peeing is Overrated
Chapter 39: The Ground Keeps Moving
Chapter 40: Whatever You Do, Don’t Wake the Crocodile
Chapter 41: That’s the Plan?
Chapter 42: Whatever You Do, Don’t Look Back
Chapter 43: Pant, Pant, Close
Chapter 44: Aliens Shmaliens
Chapter 45: On the Plus Side, No One Got Eaten
Chapter 46: Baaaaaaaaaacon!
Chapter 47: Welcome to McGarrityland
Chapter 48: Rafe Khatchadorian, Speluncaphobic
Chapter 49: Blood Cave 3: Revenge of the Ghost Cave
Chapter 50: The Sticky Bit
Chapter 51: Double Awesome with Sprinkles on Top
Chapter 52: There’s Always One
Chapter 53: Sniffing Antelope Butt
Chapter 54: Spill the Beans
Chapter 55: No Place to be Enemies
Chapter 56: A Whole New Croc-shaped Worry
Chapter 57: Rafe Figures It Out: Rafe Figures It Out
Chapter 58: The Kid Who Could
Chapter 59: Big Head
Chapter 60: Super-secret Spy Network
Chapter 61: Meat
Chapter 62: Rock and Roll
Chapter 63: This Is Barry
Chapter 64: Freak-out Time
Chapter 65: Moondancing Maniacs
Chapter 66: Does Barry the Rock Monster Exist?
Chapter 67: Our Brazilian Is Missing
Chapter 68: “Let’s Split Up” and Other Dumb Ideas
Chapter 69: Urgent Bum Issue
Chapter 70: I’m Getting a Weird Feeling About This
Chapter 71: That’s It?
Chapter 72: Fun. Remember Fun?
Chapter 73: A Face Like a Slapped Trout
Chapter 74: The Dog That Wasn’t a Dog
Chapter 75: Fetch
Chapter 76: A Khatchadorian’s Gotta Do What a Khatchadorian’s Gotta Do
Chapter 77: My Pants Are Full of Wasps
Chapter 78A: Broken Legs Hurt … and Other Really Obvious Bits of Information
Chapter 78B: The Heavy Chapter
Chapter 78C: Squeaky Bum Time
Chapter 78D: How to Breathe
Epilogue: Cool Beans
About the Author
Also by James Patterson
Copyright Notice
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