Ah Cannae Tell a Lie by Morris, Harry -- Read -- Imperial Library of Trantor

Index

Cover Title Dedication Acknowledgements For Absent Friends Contents Introduction Part One

The Writer This One’s for you! The Police Chase Nothing but the Truth Mistaken Identity Rabbit! Rabbit! Rabbit! The Braehead Scam Harry’s Police Contacts Page Kiss it Better! God Bless us all Polis on a Horse Bridget’s Date A Rouble Millionaire Sophie’s Choice Was that Sore? Mental Hospital Phone Menu The Blonde Story Arthur or Martha?

Part Two

A-ttention! Harry’s Moneysaving Ideas National Service Toe Nails? That’s my Mother! Van Graffiti Speeding Honey Come Back! The Blackhills of Glesca! The Best Man Who? What’s Up Doc? Barking Mad Spartacus Fact or Fiction? Wrong Side of the Bed Glesca Bomb Alert Airport Alert

Part Three

The Final Orgasm! Drink! Devine Intervention Knife, Fork and Yuck! Jackie Wilson said Do your Best Ze Wrong Answer! Family Values Fore! Fact or Fiction? Don’t Think So! Lucky Jim The Robbing Mail You’re Booked Just Like Amy Pension Day Car Boots Home Made Soup

Part Four

Renovation Time True Fact! Moral of the Story True Fact! Wednesday Shopping All My Life’s a Circle Disastarrgghhh! Two Babysitters? Eye Got Set Up! Know you Well F.orgot, B.ut I.nvestigating Blackhill Tales The Right of Reply! Stop! Dating Agencies Three Amigos Harry’s Police Contacts Page It’s how you Say it!

Part Five

Motorbiking The Hypnotist! Cathy the Cleaner I’m a Lesbian Purl One What Drugs? The Racial Card P. T. E. Embarrassing First Dates Harry’s Polis Contacts Page Foreign to Me Hungry or What? Who’s Laughing Now? Go Before you Go-Go! Good News, Bad News Things Go Better with? Whatever Next? Brimstone and Fire!

Part Six

Extremely Violent History’s Most Original Contraceptives True Facts What a Liar Scottish Book Trust That’s a Charity Cursing on the Course Trust in Jesus! Ice Cold Moggy Doing Good Business! Mistaken Identity Penny for your Thoughts That’s Okay! Order of the Court The Secrecy Button The Disturbance Carnival of Fun Old Bob MacDonald

Part Seven

Hospital Patter The Siamese Twins Marriage Means Sharing The Dawn Chorus The Notebook Diary Foot ‘n Mouth Speeding Kills It’s a Miracle! The Driving School Get off My Toe Off your Head Fact or Fiction? Trouble Maker The Chief Constable’s Ball D.N.A. All the Way Whereabouts! So There! Have a Nice Day!

Part Eight

Zoo Time! It’s who you Know All Bets off! Horse’s Arse Fact or Fiction? It Never Ends That’s My Dad Restoring Life The Body Swerve Stress The Story The Bloody Lot Harry Says, ‘Share With Me!’ Thank you

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