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FOREWORD
PROLOGUE
1 THE END OF THE WORLD
2 THE CUT
3 THE TRADE-OFF
4 A VERY BAD THING
5 THE TRIP TO DISNEYLAND
6 PIESTANY
7 NO JOKE
8 A FULL-BODY ORGASM
9 THE CUP
10 THAT GOAL AGAINST EDMONTON
11 LEAVE ME ALONE
12 THE TERRIBLE TRADE
13 BIZARRO WORLD
14 AN OXYMORON
15 ON TOP OF THE WORLD
16 SNAKEBIT
17 A HEAVY SCENE
18 YOU DON’T KNOW SQUAT
19 BEATING EACH OTHER OVER THE HEAD WITH STICKS
20 LEADING THE BOYS ASTRAY
21 BEGINNING OF THE END
22 NAGANO
23 RETURN TO JAPAN
24 CLARK KENT AND ME
25 THE AVS
26 THE RANGERS
27 SLATS
28 ATLANTA STRIPPERS
29 GATORADE PEE TESTS
30 DRY DRUNK
31 GOING FOR GOLD
32 THE GAMBLER
33 I HATE HOCKEY
34 TWEAKING AND GEEKING
35 CHICAGO
36 I THINK I’M GONNA KILL MYSELF
37 A REALLY DARK PLACE
38 TIGHT JEANS AND LONG BLONDE HAIR
39 BELFAST
40 JENN AND THE BUTTERFLIES
41 THE COMEBACK
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