CONTENTS
Title Page
Copyright Notice
Dedication
Warning
The Slippery Giant
Lasagna
Adolph Hitler in a Box
The Day That Fell to Pieces
Uncle Pogo
One Dead Nelson
The Secret Laboratory
Professor Doody and the Vanishing Toast
Hideous Fruit
The Pendant and the Fire
The Scream
Uninvited Guests
Soul Divining
The River of Life
The Spinning Beach Ball
Driving Monsters
The Good News, the Bad News, and the Fireball
Please Don’t Eat the Soap
The Disguise
Sing Along with Hoot
Fruit and Nut
The Power of Crush
Hello, My Name Is Jesus
The Empty Head
The End of the Road
Don’t Drink the Water
Choose Your Cow
Abba’s Greatest Hits
Hot-Dog Missiles
The Jelly Freaks
Paradise
The Deadly Seven
The Light in the Dark
The Gift
Ommmmmmmmmmm
Bang!
The Admirable Nelson
Three Weeks, Four Days, Fifteen Hours, and Eighteen Minutes Later
The Queen of England
Acknowledgments
About the Author
Copyright