Contents

Copyright Page

Author’s Note

Growing Up in Pittsburgh, PA

My Grandparents and Other Loved Ones

From Thirteen to Eighteen Years Old

High School

Girls

Dad

University of Miami

The Military

The Pittsburgh Playhouse

More Mistakes

To Hollywood and Back

Uta

Don’t You Dare Show Up!

A Kiss with Troubling Ramifications

Getting Better and Getting Banned

Mad Men

Lee Strasberg

Julie

Doctors

The Woman in the Hotel

Candid Camera

Endings

Special Agents

Critics

The Graduate

The French Girl

Simon and Garfunkel and My Politics?

Benefactors

Steambath

Appearing on Johnny Carson and David Letterman to Show the Real Me?

Memorable Encounters with Icons

The Unexpected

A Most Formidable Woman —or Something

The All Knowing

I Go to Washington

Co-ops

Midnight Run

CNBC

The Rockefeller Drug Laws and the Felony Murder Rule

How Naïve Can I Be?

Lousy Treatment of Kids

Highly Unusual Experiences That Make Me Not Miss Show Business

Why I’m Getting Increasingly Skeptical

What Did You Say?

Proceed with Caution

Socializing

Regrets

Peter Falk

Henry

Jack Paar and Regis Philbin

Paul Newman

Jack and Bob

Elie Wiesel

My Family

The Diary

Epilogue

Acknowledgments

About the Author

Illustrations