PROLOGUE: Things You Don’t Know About Heroes
3. A Hero Doesn’t Remember What He Did That Was So Special
4. A Hero Doesn’t Appreciate Good Comedy
7. A Hero Has No Idea What’s Going On
9. A Hero Makes It Up as He Goes Along
10. A Hero Takes No for an Answer
11. A Hero Is Grossed Out by Sticky Floors
12. A Hero Has No Sense of Direction
13. The Villain Feeds the Fish
14. A Hero Starts New Traditions
17. The Villain Just Wants to Have Fun
18. A Hero Has Friends in High Places
19. The Villain Pulls the Strings
25. The Villain Gives Two Thumbs-Down
26. A Hero Tells It Like It Is
27. A Hero Invites the Villain to Drop In
29. A Hero Doesn’t Know Where to Go Next