Table of Contents

Title Page

Title Page

Copyright Page

Copyright Page

Dedication

Larry the Horrible Time Traveler

Chapter 1 | A Less than Stunning First Impression

Chapter 2 | The SS Dogturd

Chapter 3 | In the time of Chimpanzees

Chapter 4 | The Laws of Time

Chapter 5 | Dinosaur Problems

Chapter 6 | Lovejoy

Chapter 7 | Larry’s Diary

Chapter 8 | Chronocaching 101

Chapter 9 | Prelude to a Bigtime Clustercuss

Chapter 10 | Goodnight Wal

Chapter 11 | Headaches

Chapter 12 | Queequeg

Chapter 13 | Darkness and Exposition

Chapter 14 | Crap, Velociraptors

Chapter 15 | Jailbroken

Chapter 16 | Blood and Feathers

Chapter 17 | The Things You Think About | While Tied to a Christmas Tree

Chapter 18 | "If You Saw a Monkey Ninja, | It's Because the Monkey Ninja Wanted You To"

Chapter 19 | Whether I’m What?

Chapter 20 | Paradise Lost and Found

Chapter 21 | Naked and Afraid

Chapter 22 | What to Believe When Everything You’ve Believed in is Gone

Chapter 23 | Info Desk on the Edge of Forever

Chapter 24 | Pleasure is Irrelevant

Chapter 25 | Some Demented Kid’s Toy Box

Chapter 26 | Let’s Get Blitzed

Chapter 27 | The Knowledge

Chapter 28 | Party at Ground Zero

Chapter 29 | A Slight Case of Chronoclavis

Chapter 30 | Rock ‘em Sock ‘em

Chapter 31 | Time Bomb!

Epilogue

About the Author