CONTENTS

Preface

And What Is a Wobbit?

A Note to Readers

I. An Unexpected Trilogy

II. /r/oastmutton

III. A Short but Very Expensive Rest

IV. Overtook in Underwear

Images The Plotz Thickens

VI. Treehuggers and Muddafuggers

VII. Dänsing in the Dårk

VIII. Rockabilly Bagboy

IX. Ready to Roughhouse

X. How to Desolate Your Dragon

XI. A Bildungsroman Moment

XII. The Coolest Part!

XIII. The Last Stage Before the First Stage of the Books That Actually Matter, or There and Bored Again